If you could have a food/drink turned into a cologne, would you wear it?

[pstall]

If I could have coffee or butter pecan turned into a cologne, I would wear it.

Or watermelon jolly ranchers.

[TheSaint]

cologne is offensive.

Anything worse than some dude thats bathed in cologne? How do they not know they are offensive?

But..on your topic. Watermelon JRs??? Aint much better!

[pstall]

i swear there is a hint of meth in those jolly ranchers

[ncbobcat]

I swear some dudes dash on cumin. Oh wait, that's not cumin, it's B.O. from NOT WEARING deodorant.

[sunbunny]

I used to tan using a lotion that smelled like brownies. Made me want to lick myself, it smelled so good.

[House]

I used to tan using a lotion that smelled like brownies. Made me want to lick myself, it smelled so good.

Nominated for post of the year.

[Jangler]

We need pics of said licking.

[SorthNarolina]

Lol I can see it now...

"I swear officer I haven't been drinking it's just my new Jack Daniels cologne!!!

[rodeo]

i've never understood cologne/perfume. it smells of rubbing alcohol. i'm not sure why that's supposed to be a pleasant scent.

[Darth Biscuit]

I agree with TheSaint above... most cologne is offensive... why can't people just wash and be good with that?

I was sitting in the chiropractors office Tuesday morning and this older guy comes in... he sits down about 15 feet from me (we were the only two in there) and it takes about 5 seconds for the room to be completely saturated with his damn cologne... it's ridiculous and rude.

Having said all that... to answer pstall's question probably some kind of food. Pizza maybe...

[SorthNarolina]

i've never understood cologne/perfume. it smells of rubbing alcohol. i'm not sure why that's supposed to be a pleasant scent.

the alcohol evaporates after a few minutes, especially if you do it in the way where you spray it in the air and walk through the mist.

[Scrumtrilescent]

Dumb.

[Panthro]

I spray my cologne into the air and fist pump through the mist

[Scrumtrilescent]

My cologne is WD-40, engine degreaser, and 40% DEET bug sprays.

I poo manliness and piss testosterone, yo.