Side Hugs vs. Front Hugs....

[mmmbeans]

featuring the most appalling usage of the Imperial March in the history of the world.

discuss....

[Jase]

As a married man, I have a female friend who presses her boobs and areas lower into me every time we hug. Don't know whether to just enjoy it or feel a little guilty about it. (I never miss a hug from her now)

[Darth Biscuit]

Uh... wow. What is there to discuss?

Hugs are the same as anal sex, they will send you to hell.

[mmmbeans]

do you still go to hell if you didn't know?

[Darth Biscuit]

do you still go to hell if you didn't know?

Yes.

[mmmbeans]

well then.... better call the wife, anal sex tonight!

[Captroop]

I'm not even getting unsettled, because every time I get upset at these things they turn out to be fake. And the hoax-ometer is going off right now.

Why I think it's a joke:

A.) Really? I mean.. Really? Just look at it. C'mon.

B.) Would the Mexican guy really dress in the most cholo-esque fashion possible?

C.) Would the white guy dress up like that much of a ****** if this wasn't a joke?

D.) Why would a Christian Rap Group use the sounds of gun shots and shell casings?

E.) If this is real I am going to become a Muslim so I can have a more enlightened view on sexuality.

[Darth Biscuit]

well then.... better call the wife, anal sex tonight!

Ooohh... you're married? Hang that up... :hand:

Anal is pre-ring only.

[mmmbeans]

it gets worse and worse...

wait, but... I can get divorced now because I'm already going to hell right?

(goes back to calling the wife.)

[Darth Biscuit]

it gets worse and worse...

wait, but... I can get divorced now because I'm already going to hell right?

(goes back to calling the wife.)

Get divorced... have anal sex with the ex-wife... get re-married... go to hell.

[mmmbeans]

we should hand that flow chart out at ceremonies.

[Darth Biscuit]

Couldn't find an anal sex/marriage flowchart, but this one's pretty funny... and true...

[theedaddy]

depends on who is doing the hugging.

[Jbro]

I hugged my daughter from the front this morning before I left for work, I must be a incest loving child molester.