A sex story....

[Zcustom]

So, laying in bed the other night winding down the wife and I were watching random crap on tv. It was getting to the end of the half hour where there are commercials for 8 minutes or something crazy.

Then it happened........we had one of those great moments where you just look at each other and know that you're gonna hump like rabbits. We commence to doing our thing and all is well.

Somewhere in all this Family Guy comes on at the top of the hour and we don't really notice, as we are obviously distracted.

A little more time passes and we are nearing the climax when we hear......

"A long time ago there were two cowboys alone on a trail,

then they discovered they can sleep with another male.

Now they're having buttsechs,

Cowboy buttsechs."

At this point we are trying not to laugh and finish what we started, and then we hear the chorus of this little ditty

" SODOMAYHEEEEE!!!! "

We both lose it and most of you guys know what happens if a girl laughs whilst you are inside her.

Needless to say we took a few minutes to regain our composure and then get back to business.

Now we can't get that stupid chorus out of our heads, but we laugh until we cry anytime one of us sings it.

[Darth Biscuit]

We both lose it and most of you guys know what happens if a girl laughs whilst you are inside her.

Has this happened to you a lot? :cornut:

[jdl]

well did you have buttsechs?

[Zcustom]

Has this happened to you a lot? :cornut:

Nah, usually the laughing happens when I get naked

[Darth Biscuit]

Nah, usually the laughing happens when I get naked

As long as you're putting the old sausage to use it's all good right?

After 16 years of marriage, any use of it is good.:ack2:

[DirtyMagic97]

[Jase]

We both lose it and most of you guys know what happens if a girl laughs whilst you are inside her.

Can't be as good as when one is vomiting.

[Scrumtrilescent]

Or sharting.

[charlotte49er]

At least she didn't ask you to stop because it had been longer than 20 minutes and she needed a cigarette, like the ex-fiancee did.

[Hawk]

I like how you said "we were nearing the climax"!!!!!

like we all already know what you meant by that!

[Kettle]

happy to say i've never been laughed at during sex. so what happens when the woman laughs, and you're inside her?

[DirtyMagic97]

happy to say i've never been laughed at during sex. so what happens when the woman laughs, and you're inside her?