World Cup haiku

[Hawk]

always better than haikus...where the hell is biscuit?

[tarheelblue89]

Secretly fapping it to Maicon's goal.

[Samuel L. Jackson]

Soccer is stupid

If you disagree with that

You can suck my dick

[CharlotteBeer.com]

There once was a fellow named Meat,

His soccer threads couldn't be beat,

He hated the World Cup,

So when it was up,

He wrote a haiku-like Meat Tweet.

[Delhommey]

Low scoring summer.

Meat knows he will see much worse

Rams' opening day.

[Matt Foley]

Low scoring summer.

Meat knows he will see much worse

Rams' opening day.

Sam Bradford

[pstall]

I like many teams

it makes me feel just like meat

im better looking

[cookinwithgas]

Vuvuzuela horn

Meat takes it all in

starts at the big end

[Samuel L. Jackson]

Pie... even though it isn't 5,7,5...

[cookinwithgas]

the missing two syllables were (push, grunt), sorry I forgot them.

[Matt Foley]

Pstall starts crying

Donovan scores winning goal

Milk squirts from nipples

[Matt Foley]

Cookinwithgas marries

Who's the lucky guy? We ask

It's Rachel Maddow

[Guild]

Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz

Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz

What did the guy say?

Oh no I'm beat

I will just fall down so that

He gets a yellow

How exciting man

Over one hundred minutes

And still no score what?

[cookinwithgas]

I want to kick balls

no balls are available

wait, here is a chest