Man just wanted extra secret sauce for his Big Mac

[Jangler]

http://www.channel3000.com/news/24070215/detail.html

A 38-year-old man was arrested on Sunday for allegedly looking at pornographic images and fondling himself at a West Side McDonald's.

Madison police said Michael Baumgartner, 38, of Madison, was arrested on suspicion of lewd and lascivious behavior and disorderly conduct at about 12:45 p.m. on Sunday.

Police said he was using his laptop to look at pornographic images in a McDonald's play area on Odana Road while 15 to 20 children were playing.

According to police, one of the other parents became suspicious when it appeared the man on the computer had no children in the play area.

He told police that he saw the man looking at a pornographic image and typing with one hand, while fondling himself with the other, according to the report. It also stated that the responding officer witnessed the same behavior.

Police said the suspect, who told police he has no children, admitted to exercising bad judgment.

[jasonluckydog]

"Police said the suspect, who told police he has no children, admitted to exercising bad judgment".

You think?

[cookinwithgas]

I was doing work and had an annoying itch, honest.