Would fucking Anna Chapman (one of those Russian spies) constitute treason?

[SmootsDaddy89]

If so, get the nooses ready.

[Bobby]

If the chance presented itself it would be treasonous to your penis to not fug her.

[Hawk]

definitely treason....unless you hired a foreigner to do it for you!!!!!

[Carolina Husker]

Take that 3rd pic out, pederast. Not fappable if it's in there.

[SmootsDaddy89]

She has a cigarette so she's clearly 18.

No one ever takes pictures of themselves doing something illegal.

[Hawk]

not sure how old those pics are, but the report says shes 28

[CharlotteBeer.com]

I'd Benedict her Arnold.

[Kurb]

Only if you gave her an orgasm.

[Hawk]

a what?

[Darth Biscuit]

Only if you gave her an orgasm.

Women can have those???:eek::conf:

[CharlotteBeer.com]

Women can have those???:eek::conf:

Only when they're on their periods. Fast Eddie told me.

[blackcatgrowl]

Her face has a slight resemblance to Jamie Kennedy (the comedian) to me.

[charlotte49er]

Only if you gave her an orgasm.

The 1st pic, she looks like Jennifer Anniston!

trea·son [ trz'n ] (plural trea·sons)

noun Definition:1. betrayal of country: a violation of the allegiance owed by somebody to his or her own country, e.g. by aiding an enemy.

See also high treason

2. treachery: betrayal or disloyalty

3. act of betrayal: an act of betrayal or disloyalty

[12th century. Via Anglo-Norman treisoun "treacherous handing over, betrayal" < Latin tradition- (see tradition)]

I agree with Kurb. Just make sure she doesn't enjoy it, and you should be OK.

OR, tell her if she puts out you can get her out. Then afterwards, laugh and say that you were just kidding!

Either one of these and you should be good to go.