Random Sexual Acts

[The Saltman]

http://www.campussqueeze.com/post/Greatest-Sexual-Euphemisms.aspx

17. Dog in a Bathtub

Attempting to insert your nuts into a girl’s anus. Named so because it’s as hard as keeping a dog in a bathtub while giving it a bath.

11. Alexander Graham Bell

One chick gives you oral while her friend puts her ear up to your junk. The first chick talks while giving oral. The second listens in. To put on mute you cram your manhood inside the girl's ear so she can't hear anything.

[tarheelblue89]

hahaahahahahahahaahahaha gross

[Darth Biscuit]

That... my friend, is a great way to end the day...

[JakeFlake]

12. Alabama Hot Pocket

The art of separating the vagina lips and taking a dump inside. Possibly having sex with it? That would turn it into a "Rusty Nail" or a "Dirty Piston", which ever name you choose. You would be a fool not to.

hahahahahahaha

[The Saltman]

[Bobby]

The Alabama Hot Pocket is hilarious.

Didn't see Anal Root Beer Float mentioned though, probably because only I think it's funny.

[blackcatgrowl]

I see someone's been surfing Urban Dictionary.

Donkey Punch is my favorite. Can't put a definition here cause the site is blocked at work.

[cookinbrak]

The bestest

14. The Emeril

Have sex with a girl from behind. When your about to go, pull out, and catch it into your hand. Wait until she turns around, then throw it in her face while yelling "Bam!"

[davos]

The Texas Rodeo one is pretty funny too

[Scrumtrilescent]

2005 called, yo.

[The Saltman]

Thanks grandmaster.