Skew's words of wisdom, Tuesday, June 22, 2010

[Skew]

When talking with your ex, Always use text messaging.

Why, you ask?

1. You don't have to respond immediately. You can text her back when you know she has gone to bed. Slows down the whole argument process.

2. Comments must be kept to 3-4 short sentences. Keeps both of you from going on a tyred.

3. If done right, she can't tell if you are mad, happy, or sarcastic.

4. It takes much more thought to consider writing out the word "bitch" than it does to let the word come flying out of your mouth.

As always, you are welcome.

And remember, always use this power for good, never evil.

fug it. Use it for evil for all I care.

[Kettle]

its all good for when quoting one another. or for proving misquotes

[Hawk]

I went the easier route and just choose not to talk to her at all

[Skew]

Sometimes you have to

[Hawk]

you're not the boss of me

[Matt Foley]

Another Skew thread without pics. Neg rep.

[Hawk]

exactly....I mean...one man's trash is another mans treasure!!!!

[CharlotteBeer.com]

Why would you talk to your ex?

Edit: Whoops, I see Hawk already made that point.

[thefuzz]

Ex Sex ya big dummies.

[Skew]

you're not the boss of me

I am in the bedroom, bitch!

[Hawk]

then why do you always insist on catching?

[Skew]

Because you always cry in pain when you're catching.

Pussy.

[The Saltman]

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