Fucking a fat girl = STDs

[dimbee]

Something The Saltman said made me think of this and realize how few people understand this. Fat girls are like malnourished, starving children- they'll stick whatever they can into their hole. As such, their choice for teh ding dong is greatly reduced due to their hideousness. Correlated to that, the selection of choices is much more likely to be tainted and/or dirty.

Let me break it down for you.

Fat girls = will fug anything.

Will fug anything = STDs

Thus:

Fat girls = STDs

And there you have it. So, gents, the next time you're bedding a wildebeast, make sure you slap a jimmy on your willie and your chances of getting a recurring itch or burn will be greatly reduced.

[charlotte49er]

If I wanted to date a skinny chick with a body of a 2 X 4, I'd just go ahead and date a 2 X 4.

Give me a woman with curves any day.

[Delhommey]

You just gotta find a fold of flab that nobody's hit before.

[Dpantherman]

:puke:

[Jangler]

This guy get laid a lot! All she needs is some Ranch Dressing and Larry comes a rolling.

[Skew]

Something The Saltman said made me think of this and realize how few people understand this. Fat girls are like malnourished, starving children- they'll stick whatever they can into their hole. As such, their choice for teh ding dong is greatly reduced due to their hideousness. Correlated to that, the selection of choices is much more likely to be tainted and/or dirty.

Let me break it down for you.

Fat girls = will fug anything.

Will fug anything = STDs

Thus:

Fat girls = STDs

And there you have it. So, gents, the next time you're bedding a wildebeast, make sure you slap a jimmy on your willie and your chances of getting a recurring itch or burn will be greatly reduced.

So....

Which STD did she give you?

[Hawk]

beat me to it....I was just gonna send my condolences!

hope you can get a shot and get it cleared up

[Kettle]

i'd guess the clap

[jasonluckydog]

Hey bro that poo never goes away.

[Scrumtrilescent]

Throw some flour and find the wet spot, Chief.

[pantherfan49]

Throw some flour and find the wet spot, Chief.

What if she starts to choke?

[Kettle]

What if she starts to choke?

you don't need flour to find the mouth on a fatty

[pantherfan49]

you don't need flour to find the mouth on a fatty

Do fatties give good BJs?

[charlotte49er]

Mrs Harrison Ford - Calista Flockhart

I'd be afraid that I'd roll over in the night and break her!