Frick the Double Down! This is a Sammich!!

[Samuel L. Jackson]

This IS a tasty burger!

[The Saltman]

this is a tasty burger!

fukkk meee

[Samuel L. Jackson]

The Saltman... You wanna take a trip to Arizona with me?

[The Saltman]

dude I guess its ok then to have a heartattack there...wow im down

[faultlessjoint]

In other, related news: ThisIsWhyYoureFat.com has been taken down.

[The Saltman]

http://www.facebook.com/pages/This-Is-Why-Youre-Fat/115690713670

[Samuel L. Jackson]

I'm not fat... You're all just too skinny...

[cookinbrak]

If you want a real burger, follow closely....

Make 2 cheese sandwiches, 1 American and 1 pepper-jack. Smear mayo on the *outside* of the sandwich (smear 1 side, place in frying pan, smear other side, flip) and make grilled cheeses. Cook hamburger to size and rareness, cook 8 pieces of bacon, cook an egg kinda over easy, but scramble the yolk a little to break it up. Assemble- grilled cheese, 4 pieces bacon, egg, burger, cheese, remaining bacon, grilled cheese.

<When you put mayo on the outside of the sandwich, the heat breaks it down to oil and egg, and crisps the bread much like the outer edges of french toast>

[CharlotteBeer.com]

If you want a real burger, follow closely....

Sounds delicious.

My friend and I made breakfast burgers once. The burgers were probably 3/4 lb. burgers, onto which we piled a fried egg, a couple slices of bacon, cheese and sausage gravy.

To complete the breakfast theme, we sandwiched these burgers between two Eggo waffles.

[cookinbrak]

This is so friggin' ghetto, but.....

Fry some of those Tyson chicken patties (or whatever prebreaded chicken slab you use), and use Eggos to make a sandwich with just a little syrup.

[Guild]

Cookinbrak that sounds delicious except for the American "Cheese." That stuff isn't cheese.