Why soccer is gay

[Matt Foley]

If you like soccer, stay out of my thread. This is for people who already wish it would go away, just like you...without further ado...

Soccer is gay because...

* the African team stole the Bob and Weave from my Rams last week. Inexcusable.

[Matt Foley]

Soccer is gay because...

* a guy kicks a ball into a wide open net, then runs around the field ala Christian Laettner. Dude, I could have scored that goal. Put your shirt back down and quit sliding on your knees.

[LiQuiD]

I wholeheartedly concur.

[Seal (SmittyIsOurSavior)]

As a Brit, I should've stayed out of this thread…

[Hawk]

soccer is gay because you don't understand it and haven't played it enough to appreciate the skills these guys have

[Guild]

Soccer is gay because it takes 90 minutes and the games end 0-0.

Soccer is gay because... well... it isn't really but I don't really like watching it.

[Zod]

Seems to me no one is good at it. How is it possible to miss that huge goal by 10 feet at a world cup level? Saw plenty of that.

[tarheelblue89]

Another dynamite thread.

[Zcustom]

I wasn't aware soccer was on every channel and that you couldn't escape it.

[Darth Biscuit]

Soccer is gay because of the lame ass flops...

This thread is now less gay because I found this pic searching for soccer flops...

[Boltergeist]

* the African team stole the Bob and Weave from my Rams last week. Inexcusable.

Bob and his weave were glad they were being used again.

[Guild]

Dude that flopping crap is ridiculous. In fact seeing that pretty much makes me hate professional soccer.

[Darth Biscuit]

Some of these are hilarious...

Peek-a-boo

I also thought these were appropriate for the thread...

[thefuzz]

because there are ties.