Captain Zod

[Zod]

Captain Zod, protector of the cove. Willing and able to rescue any maidens in lake distress*. If you see him this summer driving the Tallywhacker near you, fear not for he is only the harbinger of lake tranquility.

*subject to change depending on height/weight ratio of said maidens. Boats with a rmale/female ratio higher than 1/2 are not eligible. No sausage boats please.

[Squirrel]

Seems like the Captain is a little pale. Get some more sun Captain. Also where is the Captain Morgan?

[Matt Foley]

Caption: "It's easy to grin...when your ship comes in...and you've got the stock market beat. But the man worthwhile...is the man who can smiiiiile...when his pants are too tight in the seat. Uh huh huh. Uh huh huh. Okay, Pookie."

[Dpantherman]

The Mighty Zod shows his face? who did the photoshop?

[Darth Biscuit]

The farmers tan is only offset by the glare of the boat in the water... beautiful lake BTW...

[Zod]

That be no farmer tan, only the radiance of my beauty.

[Dpantherman]

seriously though, that looks like the guy from Girls Gone Wild...

[Zod]

(cue Meat's response....)

[Kettle]

assuming your of average height(~6ft) that looks like a really small boat. i'm still jealous though being i haven't got one at all.

[Zod]

Its a 17 foot bow rider. Good enough for 6 folks to enjoy the lake.

[TheSaint]

Is it true, the two best days in a mans life are the day he buys his boat, and the day he sells it?

I grew up on a lake, my dad had a bass boat. I loved fishing, but never got into waterskiing, or hanging out on the lake with the river rats like a lot of people. I guess it could be fun.

[Zod]

Depends. If you trailer the boat it sucks. We did that for years. We dry dock now and its awesome. You just call when you are on the way and they have it in the water for you. When you are done they put it up.

[Samuel L. Jackson]

hahah yeah, your perspective is fugged by looking at this... It looks as if you lay down, you'll be almost as tall as the boat is long...

Zod, making 17 ft Bow Riders look like dwarfs...

[Kettle]

i'm wanting to sell my bike, and get a bow rider. i'd take 17 ft. a 20 I/O with wrap around seating would be best.