The late night drinker's rules of life thread

[Matt Foley]

Post your favorites. I'll start it off with...

If a girl is lower than your standards....LOWER YOUR STANDARDS.

[faultlessjoint]

No leftovers are too old, some just need more hot sauce than others.

[thefuzz]

If a girl asks if she can take a shower after drinking heavily...get in there with her.

Don't ask, just do it.

[Scrumtrilescent]

If you hold on tight enough, the floor will eventually stop spinning. Promise.

[mr beauxjangles]

regardless of what anybody says, karaoke is a bad idea.

[Britneck]

Covering one eye does help you drive better.

[The Saltman]

Only drink tequila off of a woman's breasts.

[Carolina Husker]

People will do wild things for coke.

[jasonluckydog]

Condoms dont work when your drunk.

[Mayor Qumiby]

Dont pass out with your shoes on... Unless you enjoy cuss words and dicks being drawn on your face.

[Hawk]

when they announce last call....it's officially go time! You can no longer wait for her to come to you

[Captroop]

$2 Pint nights should be spent trying every beer you've never heard of; not getting Heineken or Corona at a discount.

And from last night's $2 Pint night:

A Snake Bite (Guinnes + Woodchuck Draft Cider) sounds good in principle, but it you want a similar experience, drink jungle juice and then force yourself to summon a stomach acid burp. The taste is identical.

[mr beauxjangles]

at some point between 2:15 and 2:30 it becomes acceptable to pee anywhere.

[Hawk]

$2 Pint nights should be spent trying every beer you've never heard of; not getting Heineken or Corona at a discount.

And from last night's $2 Pint night:

A Snake Bite (Guinnes + Woodchuck Draft Cider) sounds good in principle, but it you want a similar experience, drink jungle juice and then force yourself to summon a stomach acid burp. The taste is identical.

thank you, thank you, thank you!!!

I went to this brew house in Seattle once...and they have a huge wall of taps...I mean, I think they advertise that they have 150 or 200 beers on tap and the dude I am with sits there and drinks bud all night!!!