So apparently Ochocinco is dependable..... dependable as....

[SteveSmithTD89]

Birth control.....

I know this isnt Panthers related but I literally about died when I read the headline. See for yourself guys, lol.

http://blogs.nfl.com/2010/06/15/ochocinco-says-hes-dependable-like-birth-control/

[countryboi]

uh....why would you want to be dependable as birth control when its been known to let people down? why would i want 99.9 when i can have 100?

[Ricky Spanish]

uh....why would you want to be dependable as birth control when its been known to let people down? why would i want 99.9 when i can have 100?

it's only not effective when used properly, IE not taking it the same time every day and possibly skipping days.

obviously when he doesn't have a good season he isn't being used properly by carson palmer and marvin lewis.

[Lt Pinkerton]

And to think that people were once comparing him to Steve Smith (2005)

[Catfever]

uh....why would you want to be dependable as birth control when its been known to let people down? why would i want 99.9 when i can have 100?

Birthcontrol is not known to let people down. In fact, birth control is 99.9% effective as you stated yourself. This means that birthcontrol fails once in every 1000 uses. So, I guess its safe to say that birth control is known to NOT let people down =D

Also, you say "why would I take 99.9% when I can have 100%"... How exactly would you have 100%?

It's late and I'm bored.

[Montsta]

Are you guys actually turning this threadinto a discussion on the effectiveness of birth control?

August can't get here soon enough.

[SteveSmithTD89]

Are you guys actually turning this threadinto a discussion on the effectiveness of birth control?

August can't get here soon enough.

I was wondering the exact same thing bro, lol. This could get out of hand.... lol

[Jangler]

Swallowing....ftw

[SteveSmithTD89]

Swallowing....ftw

:party:

[DudeNamedJeremy]

Swallowing....ftw

you can't get pregnant so you don't have to worry about swallowing

i'm not here to judge though:D

[jramsey4]

I know two couples that got pregnant while on Birth Control (one of them it happened twice). I know I don't have 2000 friends so I doubt very seriously it is actually 99.9%.

[The Saltman]

even the thread derailer is derailed at how the thread got derailed.

[SteveSmithTD89]

I know two couples that got pregnant while on Birth Control (one of them it happened twice). I know I don't have 2000 friends so I doubt very seriously it is actually 99.9%.

I mean we can really debate the effectiveness of birth control if you want too but I have a couple of friends who are on it in college, a cousin, and my girlfriend are all on it and have never had a problem at all with it. *knocks on wood*

[Wither]

Swallowing....ftw

Oh man, you just set yourself up so bad...

I know two couples that got pregnant while on Birth Control (one of them it happened twice). I know I don't have 2000 friends so I doubt very seriously it is actually 99.9%.

You have to follow the directions for the best results.

I would wager that it's highly effective, considering how many times it is relied upon per day.