Best pearls of wisdom from your old man.

[Zaximus]

The more you stir poo the more it smells

[sunbunny]

"poo or get off the pot".

[mr beauxjangles]

so basically everybody's dad has had something to say about sh*t. interesting.

[charlotte49er]

"It's just as easy to marry a homely rich girl as it is a beautiful poor girl!" :cheers2:

That and:

"If I knew Grandchildren were so much fun, I would have had them first!"

(Uh, gee thanks Father.)

My favorites are: "Not now, I have meeting to go to." (This applied to anything I would ask him when I was younger.)

OR; "Can't you see I'm busy, go ask your Mother!" (This applied to just about everything. So I started by passing him and went to my Mom. It was embarrassing to have your Mom try and explain to you about the Birds and the Bees! She tended to leave a lot of things out! She did get me a book from the library. Sammie and the Sperm, or something like that. But she would talk alot about romance, love & respect.)

[LifeisaGarden]

My dad told me today, "I'm just going to go take a nap".

I thought that summed it all up.

[charlotte49er]

Oh, how can I forget one of his last gems.

He turns to me out of the clear blue and says, "Do you what sucks about gitting old?"

Me, "No, what?"

"I can't get a hard on any longer."

Me, "That's not something that a Father and Son share at this point in ourt lives. Especially someone that had Mom tell me about the birds and bees!"

(This was pre-Viagra.)