My plan to make soccer watchable

[Matt Foley]

Amazing game going on right now....Netherlands 1, Denmark 0 66 minutes in. The Netherlands coach's brilliant use of "let's get Denmark to hit it in their own goal" strategy is paying off.

[Delhommey]

Meat: The Huddle's Andy Rooney.

[pstall]

Meat you should redirect your posting prowess to E Harmony or Match.com instead of wasting those pearls here...

[Zaximus]

I'm having fun watching this but the horns are about to make me turn it off. That's the biggest reason why Americans will turn the channel, wtf....

[pstall]

I think the horns are this close to being ousted.

[Scrumtrilescent]

Can they get rid of the fans with them?

[Matt Foley]

I'm having fun watching this but the horns are about to make me turn it off. That's the biggest reason why Americans will turn the channel, wtf....

Gotta keep the fans from nodding off somehow.

I will say that the end of the Japan/Cameroon game was great stuff. Don't know how Japan scored but that last save was money.

[Porn Shop Clerk]

Smaller fields.

[Captroop]

Captroop's plan:

If upon replay review, a player clearly took a dive, the player must bend over and every player on the opposing team gets to kick a free shot from 5 meters away at his wussy nuts.

[Delhommey]

Captroop's plan:

If upon replay review, a player clearly took a dive, the player must bend over and every player on the opposing team gets to kick a free shot from 5 meters away at his wussy nuts.

Unfortunately, any sport with fouls will have flopping. See also; Finals, NBA.

[JakeFlake]

Paraguay just scored a beautiful goal.

[Darth Biscuit]

Unfortunately, any sport with fouls will have flopping. See also; Finals, NBA.

True and Ron Artest had a flop last night... but soccer players are masters at this.

[Captroop]

Unfortunately, any sport with fouls will have flopping. See also; Finals, NBA.

I don't watch Basketball either. And I hate Tom Brady. So I think that covers it.

[Britneck]

Unfortunately, any sport with fouls will have flopping. See also; Finals, NBA.

This.

KIckers, QB's, and receiver's all flop in the NFL. Basketball people are flopping all the time trying to get charges. It's another lame dig at soccer. Some form of flopping is in all sports.