New government study

[Hawk]

A South American scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy study, has

discovered that people with insufficient brain and sexual activity read posts with their hand on the mouse.

Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late

[Razzy]

Lawls.

A read in Science magazine that men who choose the alias Hawk typically suffer from micropenis.

[Hawk]

fools can't even spell megga right!!!!

[The Saltman]

Lawls.

A read in Science magazine that men who choose the alias Hawk typically suffer from micropenis.

this

[PanthaSan]

Actually, I have learned to use the keyboard mostly and not so much the mouse. We have this monitoring software called Workpace and it collects data about mouse clicks and keyboard strokes. It makes you take breaks based on usage and when it "baselined" me, i was doing a bunch of graphical work so it came up as 1,700 mouse clicks per hour. Yeah right!

So, I had to redo the way i do things until I get baselined in another 3 months.

I do have sufficient brain and sexual activity for now.....