Guess this person's salary...

[Samuel L. Jackson]

(omitted) has ask me about a (omitted) van that has a broken windshield. We would like to get those fixed and pay for that is there are charges associated from this year’s appropriation.

I talked with (omitted) and he said you were out today and you were taken care of it tomorrow. He said there would be a ($omitted) charge for each. I understood him to say there are 3 vehicles with broken windshields.

Can you get me the invoice by this Friday so that I can pay it?

This is an email I was cc'd on at work just a few minutes ago... I have omitted names and other specifics...

[The Saltman]

huh?

[Jase]

half mil, three quarter mil, somewhere in that range?

[Darth Biscuit]

Who is this omitted person? :confused:

[TheSaint]

oh, i dont know...a gazillion dollars? i suppose if it were min wage, you wouldnt have posted.

[Samuel L. Jackson]

half mil, three quarter mil, somewhere in that range?

Nah... not that high of a roller...

But, the guilty party makes twice what I do, and it goes against everything I was ever taught in school...

[Happy Panther]

that is pretty sad

[Kurb]

About what I guessed.

[Panthro]

Besides using the word omitted a lot I don't see anything wrong with what they wrote

[The Saltman]

yes, explain it to me. I am very dumb and gay and do not comprehend.

kthxlovyoubye

[Darth Biscuit]

I have to admit that I don't get it either? :confused:

[Samuel L. Jackson]

(omitted) has asked me about a (omitted) van that has a broken windshield. We would like to get those (I thought it was "a" meaning a single van???) fixed and pay for that is there are (I think they meant "for that IF there are" but I am not 100% sure)charges associated from this year’s appropriation.

I talked with (omitted) and he said you were out today and you were taken (taking) care of it tomorrow. He said there would be a ($omitted) charge for each (this borders on being a fragment, and again, I thought it was a single windshield). I understood him to say there are 3 vehicles with broken windshields. (Ahhhh... finally...)

Can you get me the invoice by this Friday so that I can pay it?

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[Samuel L. Jackson]

lol, I guess the Huddle dumbs down your proper English skills...

[Samuel L. Jackson]

I should reply with this pic:

...and promptly lose my job...