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In Memorium of Jangler "Almost" having 20,000 posts. NSFW

The Saltman

By The Saltman,
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Celebrity media doesn't seem to like Hayden very much

Hayden Panettiere went to the beach in Malibu yesterday where she ran around showing off her tiny midget abs and tiny midget cellulite which leaves me convinced sex with her has to be exactly like banging a roll of Pillsbury biscuits

Her boyfriend, Vladimir Klischo (this human growth hormone), apparently hasn't punctured her cervix and caused internal bleeding yet, so Hayden Panettiere was in Malibu this weekend prancing around in a bikini. Everytime I see this chick I want to give her a lollipop and Silly Bands, so these pics don't really turn me on as much as they should. Luckily for you, if you ever fantasized about banging a 10-year old, maybe Hayden can help. You can masturbate to these with the peace of mind that the police won't be outside your house with torches and pitchforks, and that the little girl in the baseball cap has a way more accommodating vagina. Man, look at you go!

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