Is there anything more...

[tarheelblue89]

...depressing then drinking alone on your birthday?

[Skew]

Drinking and having sex alone on your birthday?

[tarheelblue89]

ok can we get a title change here? Cause I did that as well.

[Hawk]

having sex alone on your birthday and then discovering there is nothing to drink

[Skew]

[tarheelblue89]

Touche

Having sex alone and having no one wishing you a happy birthday and THEN realizing you have nothing to drink.

[tarheelblue89]

Well got a new one

Having your parents sing happy birthday to their friend instead of their son.

[charlotte49er]

Well got a new one

Having your parents sing happy birthday to their friend instead of their son.

Sounds like something my Father would have done.

Last few Birthdays, I have made sure I have a good movie to watch, popcorn and drink of my choice. :lurk5:

You can't depend on someone else for your happines!

[House]

I am drunk and beligerent, so happy fuging b-day you sorry sack of poo

[Jangler]

Getting alcohol poisoning on your birthday.

[CharlotteBeer.com]

I came in to say that no drinking at all on your birthday would be more depressing, but I see you guys are on top of it.

:cheers2:

[Henne Given Sunday]

you could get your house broken into, and get tied up and sodomized for 6 hours by a dude with a donkey crank.

but keep crying cause your lonely.....you dont know how GOOD you have it

[Hawk]

you could be in jail on you're birthday.

and then having lots of sex when you get there!

[Kevin Greene]