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Different types of orgasm


Matt Foley

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Got this idea from an old skit on SNL (Tim Kazurinsky is this squeaky voiced doctor who keeps flipping over cards as he delivers each punchline). What types of orgasm can you think of? Two examples from the skit...

An orgasm achieved inside a pickup truck is a Four-on-the-floorgasm.

An orgasm in which both lovers are satisfied is an I-got-mine-you-got-yourgasm.

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I can't take credit for these, but here are some I found on the world WWB (World Wide Blog)

Visiting a brothel? - whoregasm

Wake up aroused by a dream? - snoregasm

Missionary position...again? - boregasm

Workaholic? - choregasm

Shopaholic? - storegasm

Masturbate after eating an apple? - coregasm.

Turned on by fantasy? - folkloregasm.

Like doing it on a golf course? - foregasm

An old west climax - LouisL'Amourgasm

Get off on old, B-list actresses? - ZsaZsaGaborgasm

Excited by sex on the beach? - shoregasm

Does candy do it for you? - smoregasm

Come to climax with a lion? roargasm.

Or if donkeys are your thing... - Eeyoregasm

Tennis groupie? - BjornBorgasm

Into robots? - cyborgasm

Did it result in carpet burn? - floorgasm

Like to do it on the buffet table? - smorgasbordgasm

Find bullfighter to be hot? matadorgasm

Does Lionel Ritchie make you swoon? - Commodoregasm

Are splinters a turn on? two-by-fourgasm

Two no one will ever have? An AlGoregasm or a PaulyShoregasm.

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