So, I shaved all my pubes for the first time today.

[The Saltman]

My wife said that she would have sex with me if I shaved it completely.

Being hairless is for 8 year old boys.

my wife is such a pedophile...Hawt!!

[Scrumtrilescent]

My wife said that she would have sex with me if I shaved it completely.

Being hairless is for 8 year old boys.

No hair on the balls, but I don't go full slick. That's crazyp0rntalk.

[Samuel L. Jackson]

No hair on the balls, but I don't go full slick. That's crazyp0rntalk.

lulz, he makes shapes like me!

[Jase]

"does this look like a J to you?"

"How about now?"

[Samuel L. Jackson]

"does this look like a J to you?"

"How about now?"

Don't use the mirror or it'll be backwards...

[faultlessjoint]

My strategy has always been to just get it as short as i can with scissors. I have a tremendous fear of ball stubble itchiness. What's y'alls frequency of shaving? How far up do you go, do you shave your chests as well? I feel like it would look weird having a tree line around my junk.

[mmmbeans]

scissors?!? steady hands my friend... steady hands.

[Jase]

I just use a machete...

[Scrumtrilescent]

I just do my balls. That takes a long time to do. Get it? Because they're big. GET IT!?!?

[Jase]

I don't get it.

[mmmbeans]

I just use a machete...

neanderthal... use this. then everything comes out exactly the same length.

[thefuzz]

WOW.

I don't use the razor, just the trimmers.

Who do you guys date?

48 year old men?

[mmmbeans]

a/s/l?

[Jase]

It was only a matter of time in a ball hair trimming thread that "thefuzz" would come around.