Hmm I must have missed this at my prom.

[SmootsDaddy89]

http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/weird/Bodily-Fluid-Cleanups-Inspire-Dirty-Dancing-Ban-95442334.html

[Darth Biscuit]

And while Gregg says the contract worked this year, with no extra floor polish needed, there are still teenage boycotts to be had. Off-site dances have been planned and Facebook rants have been posted on pages of protest

Don't tell the kids that they can't f*ck at the dance damn it.

[Hotsauce]

wow, just wow...

[Skew]

"Nobody puts Baby in the corner."

But you can dump a load on the floor.

[SmootsDaddy89]

Seriously how do you not notice a group of girls jerking a group of boys off.

Either there's enough room in there for the guys to shoot without getting it all over their dates, and you have no excuse for not noticing that, or they're so packed in that they just jizz all over their dates' dresses (hot) and there's no excuse for not noticing that.

[Panthro]

This is too much work...just get jacked off in the cafeteria on taco day.

Tacos + HJ = Magna Cum Loud

[cookinwithgas]

This used to be called grinding, and our moms would be responsible for washing our underwear later.

[CharlotteBeer.com]

What a lazy writer, just throwing in Patrick Swayze references where they shouldn't be.

[Bobby]

He's probably been wanting to use a cultural reference forever and finally got a chance. Albeit a half-chance.

I don't think the school cares what they do off school grounds, most people would get angry if you got cum on their stuff. Plus anything off grounds falls upon the parents of under-18s, and the individual if over-18, not the school.

[Hawk]

sounds like a typical Wednesday night at huddle headquarters