How many tattoos do you have?

[Skew]

0

I tried to get one last year, but the tattoo parlor guy told me I wasn't trashy enough or redneck enough to get one. I plan to hang out with Johnny Rockets all summer so I should have one this fall.

[Hawk]

, genitals had to be removed.

see....told you all Epi had no balls

[thefuzz]

None.

Don't ever plan on getting one.

[Samuel L. Jackson]

an interesting idea...

[The Saltman]

dont make me start slj

[The Saltman]

[The Saltman]

this one is good for u slj

[Bob NC]

I have a "B" tattooed on each a$$ cheek so when I bend over you can read my name.

[Kettle]

0 for me as well. could never decide on anything. the wife would like me to have one, but not getting one isn't the first thing I haven't done that she will have to live with.

[Scrumtrilescent]

I wouldn't mind one going down my arm and wrapping around my fingers, always thought those were kinda cool. May not mix well with my profession, though.

[The Saltman]

no, I have seen some male prostitutes with that tattoo before. Don't ask me how I know.

[Hawk]

I have a tatoo of a vajayjay on my pennis...this is why I am always happy

[Samuel L. Jackson]

what's a pennis? Sean Penn's cock or something?

[The Saltman]

I have a tatoo of a vajayjay on my pennis...this is why I am always happy

that is......interesting.....