What a freaking DAY! (somewhat amusing story)

[Dpantherman]

I won't go through the whole day, just the last 4-5 hours. I spent most of today handing out flyers for our church yard sale/ bake sale. I get to my aunts house and was about to cross the street to hand out a flyer when this enormous dog (don't remember and dont care what kind) spots me. hes not on a chain, hes just sitting he barks, i turned around next thing i know its a high speed chase. I sprinted and ran to the car (lady from our church was driving) and jumped through the backseat window. I didn't know she had unlocked the door, and didn't care, i got the hell out of dodge. its amazing what you can do under distress. now im ready to soak in the tub and gear up for hell's kitchen tonight. wow.

[Guild]

Man > Dog

ALWAYS

[The Saltman]

I won't go through the whole day, just the last 4-5 hours. I spent most of today handing out flyers for our church yard sale/ bake sale. I get to my aunts house and was about to cross the street to hand out a flyer when this enormous dog (don't remember and dont care what kind) spots me. hes not on a chain, hes just sitting he barks, i turned around next thing i know its a high speed chase. I sprinted and ran to the car (lady from our church was driving) and jumped through the backseat window. I didn't know she had unlocked the door, and didn't care, i got the hell out of dodge. its amazing what you can do under distress. now im ready to soak in the tub and gear up for hell's kitchen tonight. wow.

u jumped through a glass window? I dont believe u.

[Jangler]

Thanks for the visual...

[Guild]

Why didn't you just turn around and defeat the dog?

Seriously.

[Dpantherman]

u jumped through a glass window? I dont believe u.

sorry, didnt edit. it was down. hand i jumped through idk that i would be able to tell you all what happened so soon. lol

[The Saltman]

Why didn't you just turn around and defeat the dog?

Seriously.

like how I did with my dog