Funny movie quotes

[Matt Foley]

"That's no bong. That's for my *******."

-- Van Wilder

[ThaJackal]

"See ******"

"You use your tongue purttier than a 20 dollar *****"

"Don't just lay there gettin' a suntan boys... won't do ya no good no how"

-Blazing Saddles

[necroplasm]

Coop: Ya know sometimes I forget why I play the game.

I do it because of Mr. October(Reggie Jackson)....

Jenna: You mean the guy from the Chippendales Calendar?

Coop: No, that was Dwayne Zachemore.....umm I mean.. who ever it was...

-Baseketball

[Matt Foley]

"They say that we use 10 percent of our brains. I think we only use 10 percent of our heart."

-- Wedding Crashers

[KBRed]

Super Troopers:

And that was the second time I got crabs.

I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."

Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy poo on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?

You mean Shenanigans?

The snozberries taste like snozberries.

[Ja Rhule]

My favorite quotes

[88 Bronco]

"Oh my God I shot my eye out."

[Zcustom]

Waynes World:

Kim Basinger: Would you like to have dinner some night?

Garth: Oh, I like to have dinner every night

[thefuzz]

Todd: Hey Griswald, where are you going to put a tree that big?

Clarke: Why don't you bend over and I'll show ya'.

Todd: You can't talk to me that way.

Clarke: I wasn't talking you you....drops mask, revs chainsaw.

[g5jamz]

too many to name from Blazing Saddles, Airplane, and Spaceballs....

Couple of favorites from the same movie...

"Boy, you usin' that oriental martial bullshit on me's gonna get real expensive. "

"Boy, you just bought the whole can of whup-ass! "

[Captroop]

Wonder Boys. Some of the best writing ever. Hard say the quotes are "from the movie," since this is a fairly dedicated adaptation.

James: "Wow, that is one big Trunk. It holds a suit case, a tuba, a dead dog and a garment bag almost perfectly."

Grady: "That's just what they used to say in the ads."

Grady: "Okay, James, I wish you hadn't shot my girlfriend's dog. Just because Poe and I were not exactly what you call 'sympatico' is no reason he should have taken two in the chest."

[JoCoLoco]

"You're right, Ray. No human would stack books this way." -Ghostbusters

Rusty: "Wow dad, you musta jumped the car fifty yards!"

Clark: "Quiet Russ, it's nothing to be proud of. (Under breath)"Fif-ty yards." -Vacation

Topper: "You must be joking."

Ramada: "No, if I was joking, I would have said, 'What do you do with an elephant with three balls? You walk him and pitch to the Rhino.'" -Hot Shots