How to tell if a girl on the internet is fake and really a dude.

[SmootsDaddy89]

From the right angle, my penis actually looks like %$^@%^

[rodeo]

Thank you for your pubic service Smoots.

another signature worthy quote by biscuit.

you say a lot of things that sound better out of context.

[rodeo]

when i'm pretending to be a girl online i just say that i used to be fat. then i can get away with being as slutty and overt as i want, and people just say "oh it's ok, she used to be fat." it worked here, i had 90% of you PMing me every day.

[Hawk]

From the right angle, my penis actually looks like %$^@%^

you probably need to loosen the grip!

[PanthaSan]

Hey fellas, what's going on here.......

Oh, I see.

Damn you Smoots. Why you gotta go bursting bubbles? I had like 20 hot 18yo's just dripping for me and now you say they are men?!?

*goes to rip internet cable from the wall*

[mmmbeans]

when i'm pretending to be a girl online i just say that i used to be fat. then i can get away with being as slutty and overt as i want, and people just say "oh it's ok, she used to be fat." it worked here, i had 90% of you PMing me every day.

black widow was still fat.

[PanthersFanNY]

black widow was still fat.

And a massive attention *****.

[PanthaSan]

black widow was still fat.

And a massive attention *****.

:eek:

It was rodeo?!?!?!?!?

:cryin:

just kidding. I hope I never PMed her...

[Zod]

The only thing more pathetic than picking up women on internet is picking up women on internet while listening to nickelback.

[mmmbeans]

The only thing more pathetic than picking up women on internet is listening to nickelback.

more specific.

[PanthaSan]

The only thing more pathetic than picking up women on internet is picking up women on internet while listening to nickelback.

more specific.

And drinking Zima's....

[pstall]

All Star thread.

[Guild]

The OP is way to TLDR for the subject.

There is one way to tell for certain.

If they are on the internet they aren't female.

[pstall]

i think smoots is honoring the soon to be abolished Don't ask don't tell policy.