I has an intern?

[Captroop]

So we just got our new crop of interns today, and my Department got one. My boss has already told me that he doesn't want to bother with the intern, and that he is my responsibility.

That's right, 22-years-old, and I have my own summer intern.

So now the question is, what do I have him do? He's not 21 yet, so he can't by me liquor. So I'm racking my brain for ideas of how to use him. Thoughts?

[88 Bronco]

So we just got our new crop of interns today, and my Department got one. My boss has already told me that he doesn't want to bother with the intern, and that he is my responsibility.

That's right, 22-years-old, and I have my own summer intern.

So now the question is, what do I have him do? He's not 21 yet, so he can't by me liquor. So I'm racking my brain for ideas of how to use him. Thoughts?

Wash your car.

[Guild]

Glory hole.

[The Saltman]

bukkake

[88 Bronco]

Hell if I had known we were going that route I would have suggested a blumpkin or a rusty trombone

[Guild]

Make him do something awful after work so that he is "initiated." You'll have dirt on him this way.

[The Saltman]

Hell if I had known we were going that route I would have suggested a blumpkin or a rusty trombone

u are what u eat

[88 Bronco]

u are what u eat

Is that why you're such a huge dick?

[The Saltman]

Is that why you're such a huge dick?

:boxing_smiley:

[88 Bronco]

:boxing_smiley:

I can't fight you. Beating up fags is a hate crime and I do not want to go to jail.

[The Saltman]

I can't fight you. Beating up fags is a hate crime and I do not want to go to jail.

don't lie you know if you went to jail ud be in bronco paradise.

[88 Bronco]

don't lie you know if you went to jail ud be in bronco paradise.

well, maybe a little.

[Darth Biscuit]

You two get a room...

Part of the intern equation has already failed here, as you should have gotten a female intern. Since it's a guy... make him do random meaningless tasks.

[Jase]

Just got one today too. 17 or 18 year old girl, weird.