Your topless waitress girlfriend...what would you do?

[Zcustom]

I wouldn't have a girlfriend who was a topless waitress.

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[Delhommey]

Free badass tip of the day: if you want tail from a strip club, go for the cocktail waitresses, not the strippers.

[The Saltman]

Free badass tip of the day: if you want tail from a strip club, go for the cocktail waitresses, not the strippers.

why didnt u tell me this before?

[Porn Shop Clerk]

Yeah, give me the women that are just too over the hill to show their tits for money on South Blvd.

[House]

I used to enjoy strip clubs when I was younger.

Then, I dated a stripper, and all of that changed.

I would tag the poo out of that ass, right before she would go to work. Cum all over her tits.

Then she would go to work and rub those cum soaked tits in dudes faces. I thought it was funny, until she told me that a lot of the girls did that poo.

[The Saltman]

I used to enjoy strip clubs when I was younger.

Then, I dated a stripper, and all of that changed.

I would tag the poo out of that ass, right before she would go to work. Cum all over her tits.

Then she would go to work and rub those cum soaked tits in dudes faces. I thought it was funny, until she told me that a lot of the girls did that poo.

what??

[House]

what??

Well, she wouldn't literally rub my jizz on another dudes face, but she wouldn't shower afterwards or anything either.

Dudes would be all smiles while she rubbed her big ole' titties in their face, I always wondered what they would do if I told them I had just shot a load on that titty they were licking.

[The Saltman]

Well, she wouldn't literally rub my jizz on another dudes face, but she wouldn't shower afterwards or anything either.

Dudes would be all smiles while she rubbed her big ole' titties in their face, I always wondered what they would do if I told them I had just shot a load on that titty they were licking.

lol ure crazy..hahaha..ure still drunk arent u?

[Guild]

I've only ever been to one strip club one time. Now I don't thin I'll be going back. Thanks for keeping me from wasting more money bro!

[House]

lol ure crazy..hahaha..ure still drunk arent u?

Oh yeah, I thought that if I drank a few beers then maybe it would clear up any hangover I would possibly get in a few hours. That wasn't really doing anything, so I figured I would take a shot to speed up my recovery.

All that did was get me sloppy again.

Bulleit Bourboun at 10:30 am = shitty ass idea by House.

[The Saltman]

Oh yeah, I thought that if I drank a few beers then maybe it would clear up any hangover I would possibly get in a few hours. That wasn't really doing anything, so I figured I would take a shot to speed up my recovery.

All that did was get me sloppy again.

Bulleit Bourboun at 10:30 am = pooty ass idea by House.

[Delhommey]

Yeah, give me the women that are just too over the hill to show their tits for money on South Blvd.

If that's how the waitress are in Charlotte, I am sorry for you.

[CharlotteBeer.com]

What about HJ's?

And ZJs?

[The Saltman]

And ZJs?

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