Men that wont babysit their own kids...

[Guild]

A bit of an overreaction. Sometimes fruit will have a worm in it.

Reminds me of when while making an omelet a German friend of mine cracked open one egg and a half formed chicken fell in. He wouldn't eat another New Zealand egg again.

[The Saltman]

Reminds me of when while making an omelet a German friend of mine cracked open one egg and a half formed chicken fell in. He wouldn't eat another New Zealand again.

lol what? where do u buy ure eggs from?

[Samuel L. Jackson]

when the SHTF, you'll be happy to find and eat a worm!

[Guild]

lol what? where do u buy ure eggs from?

That was in New Zealand and those eggs came from... uh Whangarei I think.

Probably from a local cage free farm if I recall correctly.

Normally I get eggs from some woman's farm.

[The Saltman]

That was in New Zealand and those eggs came from... uh Whangarei I think.

Probably from a local cage free farm if I recall correctly.

Normally I get eggs from some woman's farm.

man I def would have barfed if that happened to me.

[Guild]

man I def would have barfed if that happened to me.

Oh he did. I thought it was funny, things like that don't usually make me sick. I do admit though that I was a little leary when I cracked open eggs for awhile.

I wonder what that one would've been like hard-boiled.

[Darth Biscuit]

I refuse to be one of those parents who say "My child is SO advanced"

I usually defer to my mom, since she's the expert. She's most impressed by his ability to bring his hands together, said it's some sort of milestone. She told me this saturday night, need to look it up.

My kids are geniuses... but I tell them that they are retarded so it balances out.

[sunbunny]

Now I'm wondering how many worms I've eaten while not paying attention to the strawberry. I've been sitting here just popping them in my mouth. This was a huge berry, so I only bit into half of it and for some reason looked down at it. Ewwwwwww

[Guild]

C'mon now. That was the only one... just resume what you were doing. Mind over matter. Pay no mind and it won't matter.

[Jase]

My daughter's due in 2 months and I won't be changing any diapers. That's woman's work.

[let's see how long it takes my wife to see this]

[Samuel L. Jackson]

But, Panthro told me you were the woman in the relationship...

[Jase]

but...

but...

...yeah.