Guy Talk--Women trouble (Warning: Some Photos NSFW)

[SmootsDaddy89]

[The Saltman]

I feel like we are all a bunch of pre-teens sitting in a treehouse around a stash of nudie mags...

am i the only one looking at a nudie mag right now?

[Delhommey]

so expert...tell me this...how does one get laid?

- Stay somewhat in shape (but don't obsess about it. Unless you're gay)

- Don't dress sloppy (but don't obsess about it. Unless you're gay)

- Put yourself in situations where you're doing things you're good at in front of females.

- Get out as much as possible

- Don't get drunk

- Don't be a push over

- Don't be too open with information

- Don't be overly critical

- Be a gregarious asshole

[The Saltman]

- Stay somewhat in shape (but don't obsess about it. Unless you're gay)

- Don't dress sloppy (but don't obsess about it. Unless you're gay)

- Put yourself in situations where you're doing things you're good at in front of females.

- Get out as much as possible

- Don't get drunk

- Don't be a push over

- Don't be too open with information

- Don't be overly critical

- Be a gregarious asshole

thanx...im going to try that on my wife.

wish me luck :thumbsup:

[Bobby]

They still make nude mags?

[The Saltman]

They still make nude mags?

only on the black market

[Darth Biscuit]

There is no surer way to not get laid than to listen to a woman's advice on what to do to get laid.

No wonder my wife won't have sex with me... :banghead:

[SmootsDaddy89]

[The Saltman]

:rofl: thats random smoots

by the way is that avi of a girl u did?

[SmootsDaddy89]

Someone posted it on another site, I thought it was a good fit here.

[Bobby]

I have similar issues with women, but I'm not looking for a relationship or sex at the moment so I'm fine.

I just hate having female friends tell me how wonderful I am, then they go date someone else. Then come back and tell me he was a dick, and do it again.

[The Saltman]

I just hate having female friends tell me how wonderful I am, then they go date someone else. Then come back and tell me he was a dick, and do it again.

my wife does that to me all the time

[Skew]

My biggest problem is figuring out which ones are nut cases. I usually don't figure it out until after we fuged. By then, the situation becomes a clusterfug.

[SmootsDaddy89]

Rule of thumb: all of them.