Guy Talk--Women trouble (Warning: Some Photos NSFW)

[sunbunny]

im black, the rhythm is natural, i can dance. and i can cook

Maybe you do need to post those pics. Cat and I will judge.

[charlotte49er]

OK, time for tip #3!

Learn some magic tricks. Pulling a quarter from behind the ear, make something disappear. Buy a book on magic. Doesn't have to be complicated. Great ice breaker at when you are at a bar or some place you want to meet someone.

Follow your one or two tricks with what I call, "Fractured Magic".

I know this is stupid, but it's a good ice breaker and get them laughing!

A buddy of mine taught me this back in college. We would go to bars after night class together and he got more college tail than you could believe! (Did I mention he was married and about 10 years older than I was.) It helped to have me as a wing man! (Goose here!)

[charlotte49er]

I like the cooking class suggestion. Actually, I love it. Great idea.

Cooking class is a GREAT way at meeting women! (This was taught to me by my lesbian friend! BTW)

[Zod]

From the Zod book of romance, chapter 4 quatrain 7.

"on thy first date present your bare cock n balls. If she deniath thy favor, twas not to be. But if gobble she doeseth thy nob, a keeper you have surely found.

[charlotte49er]

From the Zod book of romance, chapter 4 quatrain 7.

"on thy first date present your bare cock n balls. If she deniath thy favor, twas not to be. But if gobble she doeseth thy nob, a keeper you have surely found.

If she will go for that, you are going to end up with something that even drugs won't get rid of!

I had a woman polishing mine knob, (I stoppethed her. For a reason I won't go into.) Only to find out that she has Heppy C!

[Panthro]

You need to bait your hooker traps with better blow

[charlotte49er]

I'll have to look for it, maybe I can find the article I wrote entitled.

"The Single Man's guide for dating a Married Woman."

[Chimera]

To be honest, I can only pick up women when I don't try.

When I used to try picking up women, I did every single one of the stupid things mentioned in this thread.

When I'm not trying, just being myself and getting into conversations, the women folk tend to stick around.

I don't know how many times I've unintentionally done this, then had to tell them I'm happily married. Somehow, I'm the jerk...

[c0r]

kittens work too. i had a roomate a few years ago who bought a kitten. he brought a few different girls over at different times and was like hey lets go to my room and we can play with my new kitten. worked every time.

[Panthro]

kittens work too. i had a roomate a few years ago who bought a kitten. he brought a few different girls over at different times and was like hey lets go to my room and we can play with my new kitten. worked every time.

men don't own cats

[c0r]

men don't own cats

false.

[Panthro]

The only pussy getting any action in that room was the cat.

[jasonluckydog]

You need to pay a hot chick or ask a cute girl you know to hang out with you where other girls are and that will make you more desirable....2 girls for every guy just remember. Girls want what other girls have.

If you ask 10 average girls out 2-3 will say yes

[Miaoww]

men don't own cats

You'd think so. I lost a girl to a guy with a cat. Seriously - we were both trying to get with her, but he had a cat and she went gaga.

I know, I know. I got off lightly.