Naughty Bear

[ItsNotGonnaBeAlright]

If you've ever thought stuffed animals deserved to be brutally murdered in cute ways....

The standout of the three trailers is probably the Blair Witch parody we've embedded above. While the homage to the movie is appreciated, it's a little low on bear-on-bear violence for our taste. The other two trailers, thankfully, fall a bit closer to the mark. The second is actually a snippet from the third level of the game, which tasks Naughty Bear with destroying cameras mounted on birds (no, really). Finally, the third trailer gives us the violence we crave, as the demented fiend pushes a poor, defenseless comrade into a giant cake mixer.

If that's not good, clean fun, we don't know what is.

Trailers: http://www.joystiq.com/2010/04/16/a-trio-of-twisted-naughty-bear-trailers/

Game info: http://www.naughtybearthegame.com/

[ItsNotGonnaBeAlright]

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Doing a google image search for "naughty bear" didn't generate the LOL I had hoped it would.

I did find this 7 pages in though:

[tarheelblue89]

Gonna be the best game ever.

[ItsNotGonnaBeAlright]

Gonna be the best game ever.

Well, after reading about the main character being able to break a teddy bears knees in order to have them crawl around begging for help and scare a local populace into a frenzy that causes multiple individuals to flee into an assortment of deadly traps.....

....I'll buy best sleeper hit ever.