MLB and Bud Selig have put a Ms. Cleo curse on me

[SCP]

I was in Cleveland from April 21 - April 30. The Indians were on a road trip.

I was in Atlanta last week. The Braves were on a road trip.

I am going to Philly for the next three days. The Phillies are on a road trip.

I will be in Anaheim from May 16-20. The Angels are on a road trip.

I will be in Chicago June 7-8. The Cubs are on a road trip.

I will be in NYC June 8-10. Yankees are on a road trip.

Seriously, what the hell.

[tarheelblue89]

June 8th

Chicago White Sox vs Detroit Tigers

You're welcome.

[SCP]

June 8th

Chicago White Sox vs Detroit Tigers

You're welcome.

I'm flying to New York that night.

[Bobby]

What about the Mets?

Oh.

[SCP]

What about the Mets?

Oh.

I'd rather sit in my hotel room and post on The Huddle all night than surround myself with Mets fans.

[Johnny Rockets]

I'd rather sit in my hotel room and post on The Huddle all night than surround myself with Mets fans.

Understood....I once went to a Mets game for about 20 minutes and then left to go to my hotel room and rubbed a rusty cheese grater on my penis while pouring salt and lemon juice in the wound in order to kill the pain of dealing with Mets fans.