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Last night I invented a time machine...


Zod

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So last night I invented a time machine, it only needs the parts made and put together. You can go back and watch past events, but you can't interfere and they won't know you will be watching.

So the things needed are:

Special infrared and x-ray telescope satellites that can travel 1000000 times the speed of light.

Remote control tower on the moon

Computer to decode satellite info and splice videos

Here is how it works...

Say you want to go back and see your own birth. For me its 1975. So the satellites move away from the earth all together at the same distance, 35 light years away. So they then will all be receiving light from the earth that was reflected from the sun 35 years ago, and they can all work together to get every angle, see through buildings, etc. They send the info back via magic wormhole and bam you are watching your own birth on the television.

Now if you will excuse me, me and the boys are working up tinker toy models today of this.

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Batteries in space... you all are living in a fantasy land.

Now if you will excuse me I have to figure out how to go faster than the speed of light by noon.

Start buying lots of magnets and 3 foot diameter steel piping.

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Jbro. Without music, your video looks like the gheyest video I have ever seen! (I'm not sure with music it would look anymore butch.) (And I"m including that time I watched 5 minutes of ghey p0rn!)

Five whole minutes? How did you manage that?

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