Register your Super Powers here:

[Porn Shop Clerk]

http://www.worldsuperheroregistry.com/

Welcome to the World Superhero Registry!

This site serves as a public forum and resource center for the Real-Life

Superhero community.

All are welcome to participate in our forums and submit articles to be

posted on our tutorials page.

A Real-Life Superhero must meet the following minimum criteria to be

considered for the registry:

♦ Costume: The purpose of a costume is not simply to

protect the identity of the Real-Life Superhero from criminals that might

seek revenge, but to make a statement both to the evil-doers that you fight

against and to the world at large: you are not simply someone who happened

upon crime or injustice and made an impulsive decision to intervene. You

have vowed to actively fight for the betterment of humankind and to serve

as an example for others.

The costume of a Real-Life Superhero must be of sufficient quality to

show some care went into it's creation.

♦ Heroic Deeds: The purpose behind becoming a

Real-Life Superhero must be for the benefit of mankind, and the

Heroic Deeds must be of sufficient degree as to exceed normal everyday

behavior. If proof of Heroic Deeds is not present, a listing may still be

added to the Registry, however, it may be marked as "inactive" or

"unconfirmed" in the description.

omg now i have to go make costume

[mmmbeans]

http://www.superherosupplies.com/

one of my favorite stores in NY.

[Porn Shop Clerk]

No that registry is like srs bidness. They want "proof" of your good deeds and poo. Not a gimmick or anything.

[mmmbeans]

i'll shoot them with my air gun.

farkers.

[Porn Shop Clerk]

FOXFIRE

Category: Crime-fighting / Paranormal

Activity Level: Active (Confirmed via media and RLSH)

Identity: Secret

Arch Enemy: None

Region: Michigan

Organization: Oracle Team

Foxfire patrols the streets of Michigan.

"The current air of apocalyptic apathy is indicative of how much humanity has lost. Together with the rest of the Nameless Few, I will help to re-integrate humanity--as well as protect the downtrodden, the forgotten, and the helpless."*

(* Quoting Foxfire's Myspace Page. )

Website:

http://www.myspace.com/foxfire_rlsh

Thank god!

[Porn Shop Clerk]

waaaaat u guize don't want to wear kinky outfits and play superheroes with me?

[Guild]

I'll be Stoned Man.

My powers are blood shot eyes, weak short term memory, and the ability to eat an entire box of Swiss Cake Rolls.

[Britneck]

I'm a fat drunkin slob and lay around the house all day with a limp dick. No time for fighting crime.

[Porn Shop Clerk]

I'm gonna be Porn Shop Clerk!

John Holmes Dong strapped on and a bondage mask and nothing else!

But my arsenal includes whips, handcuffs, riding crops, and an unidentifiable white substance left behind at the scene of every adventure!

[mmmbeans]

this is the Keene Act all over again.

[Razzy]

Category: Public Service / Humanitarian

Activity Level: Unconfirmed

Identity: Secret

Arch Enemy: None

Region: Hong Kong

Organization: Unknown

Red Arrow roams the streets of Hong Kong, spreading goodwill.

"I am Red Arrow, a real-life superhero in Hong Kong. I try to bring happiness to people and become the salt and light of the world."*

Definitely the best.

[Porn Shop Clerk]

Arrow pointing at his junk = +10 superhero points.