Jimmy Clausen is an Alien Wizard

[Sloth]

Since I've been bashing him, figured I'd post this to be fair:

Jimmy Clausen is an Alien Wizard

(Redmage originally posted this a few weeks ago)

[SmootsDaddy89]

That's actually very well-written.

[House]

Thank you for posting that. I must have missed it when RedMage posted it.

I was excited about Clausen being a Panther before. I am slightly turned on and extremely excited now.

[God]

Good read.

[SmootsDaddy89]

lol who was the guy that said Clausen had a super duper awesome running game?

[Brooklyn Bully]

That was a nice read...for the half I read...but damn, the author needs to get a life. Unless he gets paid to do that (he didn't for that piece), writing that much about a kid in college is near stalker-level.

[panthersphan]

"He has also thrown more touchdowns than incompletions twice in his career."

Not too shabby.

[SmootsDaddy89]

That was a nice read...for the half I read...but damn, the author needs to get a life. Unless he gets paid to do that (he didn't for that piece), writing that much about a kid in college is near stalker-level.

I'm assuming he's a Notre Dame fan.

If he doesn't actually go to the school, put yourself in his shoes having to listen to how bad Clausen sucks everyday of your life.

You'd write a dissertation to prove the haters wrong too.

[Dpantherman]

lol who was the guy that said Clausen had a super duper awesome running game?

i don't even remember his name. nor do i remember them running the ball

[Dpantherman]

so is this the so-called scuffle that HE initiated?

[Dpantherman]

btw, the more i read and see from this guy, the more i can't wait until August.

[SmootsDaddy89]

Looks like he went to shake his hand, guy started talking poo, clausen shoves him and walks away.

Honestly. . .I loved that.

Dude's lucky he didn't get Blounted.

[Dpantherman]

hes in a really good spot. I would love to have seen Smitty's reaction when he found out. I can't remember the last time training camp was looking so interesting.

[SmootsDaddy89]

The best thing about that video with Gruden is Clausen taking notes.