An interesting phone conversation from yesterday....

[Zod]

This is an actual transcript recorded yesterday accidentally by ESPN microphones.

Ring Ring

<Heckert> Cleveland Browns War Room

<Belichick> Hey Tom its Bill.

<Heckert> Hey Bill, whats up, you don't have our place bugged do you, you cheating asshole.

<Belichick> haha no, not this time. Do me a favor... Tell that douchbag local hack writer from Charlotte you guys may be interested in Edwards this round.

<Heckert> Edwards the QB? No one will believe that. That kid is a 6th at best.

<Belichick> Yeah but you also picked up Delhomme, people think you are an idiot anyways.

<Hecker> Alright Alright....

<Hangup>

Ring Ring

<Fox> Carolina Panthers War Room

<Belichick> Hey John its Bill, we are looking to dump our 3rd and only asking a second for next year. Any interest?

<Fox> Hell yes Bill! This must be my lucky day. We just got word the Browns are eyeing a prospect of ours. Thanks so much, I owe you big time.

<Belichick> Anytime Buddy....

[Rononoa3000]

Bill is a tricky asshole but this is BS.

Armanti Edwards for Prez!!!