best pickup lines

[Dpantherman]

this should get interesting. what u got?

[Hawk]

I just lick my eyebrows....works everytime

[bleys]

I just lick my eyebrows....works everytime

LOL... I would think so.

on a serious note (and nothing in this thread do I expect to be serious).. I hit up the clubs with friends, dance, and it just happens.. not a big fan of trying to talk some girls ear off and playing the numbers game... that is if it's club related..

[88 Bronco]

"Sit on my face and I'll eat my way to your heart."

[PanthersFanNY]

"Let me tap that."

[Panthro]

How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized

[DirtyMagic97]

"Hey, baby. Wanna take a gander at some Adam West penis?"

or

"I'm pretty sure my crabs are gone."

[Ja Rhule]

Suck me, beautiful!

[natty]

I put the STD in stud, all I need is U.

[Skew]

I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Surrender the Booty.

[TerriblePizza]

One of my friends dropped this one last night:

"Baby, I'll only kick you out of bed to f*ck you on the floor."

[Zcustom]

Haven't used one in years.

Is "Can I have your autograph" a pickup line?

If so chicks are all about some Zcustom these days

[Panthro]

One of my friends dropped this one last night:

"Baby, I'll only kick you out of bed to f*ck you on the floor."

Well did you sleep with him or what?

[Jase]

I would like to extend to you an invitation to the Pants Party. The party, the pants, party with the pants?