Who here was NOT HAPPY we won yesterday....

[CamWhoaaCam]

7 minutes ago, rayzor said:

Lol like i said, you're probably using them wrong. Start off with the dry paper and get the bulk of the poo off, then CLEAN with the wet wipe.

But yeah....having a clean ass is for babies and people who don't like walking around with dry poo residue on their ass.

I said that dry first then use the wet wipes makes more sense. We agree on that.

 

But yeah I'm not into anything wet in my crack besides water lol you can have the wet wipes.

[Bear Hands]

People upset we've won too many games at 4-11 and talking about wiping butts.  Good on you huddle.  Happy Christmukkah 

[rayzor]

5 minutes ago, Bear Hands said:

People upset we've won too many games at 4-11 and talking about wiping butts.  Good on you huddle.  Happy Christmukkah 

We are who we are.

[TheBigKat]

fug wipes

fug paper

bidet is the only way.... heat, adjustable nozzle, air dryer... 

once you try it, you'll never go back

[Jon Snow]

6 minutes ago, TheBigKat said:

fug wipes

fug paper

bidet is the only way.... heat, adjustable nozzle, air dryer... 

once you try it, you'll never go back

I have one and still use wipes after. Clean as a new born.

[rayzor]

7 minutes ago, TheBigKat said:

fug wipes

fug paper

bidet is the only way.... heat, adjustable nozzle, air dryer... 

once you try it, you'll never go back

We got one during the covid toilet paper shortage. Didn't have the heated water or air dryer, though. Would have made it a better experience.

[Jon Snow]

Just now, rayzor said:

We got one during the covid toilet paper shortage. Didn't have the heated water or air dryer, though. Would have made it a better experience.

That's when I bought mine and it not a fancy one with hot water and a dryer but it works great. Once you get used to it you cannot go without it.

[rayzor]

1 minute ago, Jon Snow said:

That's when I bought mine and it not a fancy one with hot water and a dryer but it works great. Once you get used to it you cannot go without it.

Most of the civilized world uses them. Here, though, we say "fug being civilized! Give me my dried corn cob in my outhouse!"

[Jon Snow]

Just now, rayzor said:

Most of the civilized world uses them. Here, though, we say "fug being civilized!"

I've gotten so used to mine that I cannot go anywhere else but my own toilet. I feel unclean without it. Why did it become optional for Americans? It should be mandatory. 

[TD alt]

Ahem...

fug losing. If your brain-trust can't find impact players all throughout the first and second rounds, then why are the persons in their positions?

[Frank9999]

How anyone can hope for losing is wild 

[Frank9999]

2 minutes ago, TD alt said:

Ahem...

fug losing. If your brain-trust can't find impact players all throughout the first and second rounds, then why are the persons in their positions?

Yea dude, people cry about how we are awful every year but want to lose for draft capital lol. Pointlesss lol. The entire point is to change the culture to a winning culture how you ever do that while losing ? People are hilarious.  

[WhoKnows]

19 hours ago, *FreeFua* said:

Meh

Again, this team needs to learn how to win especially considering we have our young QB already

I was very pro tanking the year I knew we were trading up for a QB because each win was costing us another asset.

I also want Luther Burden so fine by me

Me too. We were stupid in our approach that year. Instead of trading Moore and Burns for 3 1sts (Packers offered their 1st) and a 2nd, we trade CMC for a late 2nd and some change. If you are trying to get a top QB in a draft where the top 3 go 1, 2 and 4, you tank so you don’t give up Moore for pocket change and you don’t end up extending Burns and trade him for pocket change.

As for Sunday, I enjoyed the win but I also understand why people would have rather lost. We have a history of making bad picks and being 1 pick away from an all pro. I like Brown but would I rather have Herbert, yes. Horn isn’t great so yeah, I’d rather have Sewell or in that draft we actually would have had the 3rd pick with one more loss. I can’t even imagine what it would have been like to have SF’s firsts and then a year later gotten the Rams’ firsts. Bounty of talent, ugh. Then again, Fitterer would have surely fuged up multiple times, so I get just enjoying the wins.

I don’t think either side is wrong because, let’s face it, the only reason we are having this discussion is because Jo yet again, we will end with 2-7 wins again for the 7th straight year. If we weren’t a poo ass team year in and year out for almost a decade, we’d always cheer for wins because we’d be picking 20+.

On the wipes side, I am a TP and wipe guy. I like to keep the wipe usage to a minimum but like @Jon Snow said above, I like it sparkly clean. We will be building our semi-retirement/retirement home soon and a bidet or fancy toilet with one built in is 100% happening. Just need to make sure there is an outlet for the heat and programming. The only thing better is pooing pre-shower, still need some wiping you barbarians, just not sparkling.

[flagfootballcoach28]

7 hours ago, csx said:

Flagfootball guy never coached or played anything. Guaranteed.

lol I’ve accomplished more in football than you can ever dream of. Stick to your Madden franchise mode, Coach. 

Edited 9 hours ago by flagfootballcoach28