The Tank is on?

[PleaseCutStewart]

3 hours ago, UnluckyforSome said:

Jets, Dolphins and Patriots will be a round robin of AFC East misery. Dolphins probably the best out of that bunch and should gain some distance from the pack.

Browns may actually win a game here or there now that Watson is done again.

Raiders will unexpectedly win a couple more games.

Giants will beat us head to head.

Titans and Jags are both terrible. Either of these teams, and the AFC East loser of that bunch, are capable of stealing our #1 pick away.

Jags won't steal the #1 pick from us. The Patriots winning was huge for us getting the #1 pick.

Only teams we need to worry about are the Titans and Patriots. If we don't win any more games, that will solve that problem

[mrcompletely11]

1 minute ago, PleaseCutStewart said:

Jags won't steal the #1 pick from us. The Patriots winning was huge for us getting the #1 pick.

Only teams we need to worry about are the Titans and Patriots. If we don't win any more games, that will solve that problem

What if I told you our schedule gets infinitely harder past week 9?

[PleaseCutStewart]

1 minute ago, mrcompletely11 said:

What if I told you our schedule gets infinitely harder past week 9?

Agreed. This week (if Carr doesn't play) and next week are probably our only chances of somehow winning. Maybe the last week of the season against the falcons third string players also if they have clinched a playoff spot

[L-TownCat]

5 hours ago, Jon Snow said:

You think they are doing this on purpose? This team is 3 day old swamp ass. They couldn't win a game if the opponent spotted them 2 touchdowns.

2?  lol, I wouldn’t bet a ham sandwich on Carolina +2 TDs.  

Lay 24 in front of me and I’d think about throwing in a bag of chips to go with the sandwich.

[kungfoodude]

5 hours ago, CRA said:

we have been tanking since 2018

FTFY

[kungfoodude]

5 hours ago, mrcompletely11 said:

Giants are averaging 16 points a game.  I get the game is in Germany adding some weird factors but if that game isnt at least close this season could get real weird.   Players saying nope, asst coaches getting canned, front office getting canned etc.   We literally cannot be the worst nfl team of all time in DC and dans first year.   Tepper would be fit to be tied.  And honestly I am kindof here for it

Yeah, I mean this is the worst thing to happen to Germany since.....well...listen...I mean....it's as bad as.....well....so have you guys watched any baseball playoffs or whatever??

[Shocker]

Fine post well done @MHS831

[Newtcase]

How there can be this many terrible teams in a league with 60 years of experience in building a model of parity is frankly quite amazing.

[BIGH2001]

9 hours ago, CRA said:

we have been tanking since 2020

No we haven’t, at least not intentionally. This time it feels intentional so maybe we are serious about finally building the right way. 

Edited October 31 by BIGH2001

[BIGH2001]

13 minutes ago, Newtcase said:

How there can be this many terrible teams in a league with 60 years of experience in building a model of parity is frankly quite amazing.

The majority (not all) of the teams on that list have taken recent swings at QB and failed miserably. That position is obviously of high importance as we all know. 

[ProcessBlue2]

We probably find a way to win one of our next two games, our defense is starting to get a little healthier. (Probably the Giants). 

I think we end up beating some team later on that is down on it's luck with injuries or something. (Bucs maybe).

Probably finish 3-14.

[PghPanther]

They are no longer tanking....................

They are a submarine....run silent run deep........take a couple depth charge hits every week......... and then run right into a mine by the end of the season.

Wash rinse and repeat with Big Brain at the helm in that cinema classic ..........Blue Balls October. 

[Khyber53]

To officially be "tanking" would mean that you could win a couple if you really tried. I'm not sure we can win any of them, no matter how hard we try.

There's tankers and there's suckers. One is a temporary thing, the other is a long-term deal. We're on what? Season 7 of "tanking"? Let's face it, we are bottom feeders in this league right now. If there was relegation in the NFL, the Panthers would be making next year's schedule with the Sun Belt Conference and just trying to stay in Division I.

[strato]

We're not even the Washington Generals, they can at least make it close.