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Imagine you are David Tepper


philw5289
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I don’t know why he even involves himself in the team at all. He is quickly becoming the worst owner in NFL history. His Win-Loss record as owner is under 30% and will be under Hugh Culverhouse’s Win-Loss % by the end of the season. He’s one of the worst owners of all time in wins and losses. fuging bullshit 

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Tepper came into this league convinced everyone was dumb and his analytics (pick players like you pick stocks) approach would light up the NFL.

That approach is all he knows and he now knows that approach doesn’t work at all.

He has no idea what to do next. Everything he built his success on is useless in the NFL.

If he doesn’t sell, it will take him at least a decade to figure out how to become mediocre.

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1 hour ago, philw5289 said:

What is the first move you’re doing

Hiring my own Harem. Oh wait, you want to talk about football.  

Probably telling Morgan and Company I will mostly stay out of it, but they have two years to show some signs of improvement, or I will find someone else.  

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If I was David Tepper (the 99th richest human in the history of the world), I would…

…move into my private island estate in the Caribbean and watch the Panthers games via satellite with my Playmate model girlfriends and private chefs.

Just stay the F away from Mint St.

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He needs to get on the yacht with wifie and sail around the world endlessly. Don't check your phone or internet except for emergencies. Give the team and the fans a fuggin' break already.

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If I'm me being Tepper I sell the team because I suck ass and am stupid unless I'm ripping people off on Wall Street. I only made my money off the backs of others so I have no idea why I thought I was smart in the first place. I certainly know nothing about Football either Football. That being Soccer or American Football. 

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