Jump to content
  • Welcome!

    Register and log in easily with Twitter or Google accounts!

    Or simply create a new Huddle account. 

    Members receive fewer ads , access our dark theme, and the ability to join the discussion!

     

No, we don't need to see Bryce Young again


TN05
 Share

Recommended Posts

2 Red Bulls and a BC powder. Today’s as good a day as any to go off the reservation. I’ll find my way back tomorrow. 

No homo.

You take a chick out. Everyone said she’s great in the sack and you’ve been on a dry spell for a while… years. Last one really spoiled you and you know you shouldn’t have dumped her, but you’re dumb, so you did. This new broad damn sure doesn’t look the part but you’re going off what your homies told you. 

So here it is. First date. She farts. Twice. Silent but violent variety, and you know it was her. It’ll get better but damn, girl. Bad look.

You go out a few more times. Nothing on the booty front. No play. Not even close. She’s on her phone while you’re saying goodbye. It’s that bad…. And each time you’re seeing more and more deal breakers. 

Each date, same thing. Squeakers. Bad breath. Chewing with her mouth open. It’ll get better. She just takes some time to get to know you, ‘ but then it’s on like donkey Kong. Fade it.’ You tell yourself, and the growing group of detractors telling… you to run!

And then it happens. Nice dinner. Pleasant conversation and she bathed. You’re constantly making ‘adjustments’… like you’re in 7th grade again. as you can’t help but thinking about… later… that ended with the peck on the cheek. Fak. But that’s ok. At least she got off her phone this time. Going out next week. It’s on! You’re ‘blue’ all damn week. This is finally it, right?

F no it’s not. It goes even worse. More money wasted, and you’re paying A LOT of money on this broad. You start listening to more Biz Markie, Hall and Oates and Ice T. Yes, you are playing yourself on this man eater, and she does have a friend. 

So you decide to give it a few months off, that maybe it’ll be different next time around. Well, it’s not. It’s actually even worse and you realized that she jacked your bank account to the tune of$36 million. 

So now the same homies that steered you in to this disaster are straight clowning your broke ass. It’s going to take you years to climb out from the ruin this strumpet has drug you through.

Your family, rightfully hates her. They say that she better not ever, EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER,  come to Sunday dinner again… but you take her anyway, because that’s what naive dumb people do. You then break it to your boys that you’re going to give her a few more dates, just to make sure. 

One of them laughed so hard he is now intubated in the icu at Grady with a subarachnoid hemorrhage. he is day to day. Another went back to day drinking popov. Last one knows a ‘guy’ in Atlanta they call ‘bodybag.’ I’ve never known someone to put a contract out on themself, but this is 2024 and we live in strange times.

If Bryce F-in Young can scam his way in to the most dominant, premier college FB program of the past decade and then find a way to be the #1 overall pick in the NFL draft, we truly are in end times. 

I normally don’t start to hallucinate until later but I think I’m ok to ride this one out. I appreciate everyone’s concern.

  • Pie 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

17 hours ago, CRA said:

What helps Bryce Young’s stock rise….is Andy Dalton continuing to suck like he has the last couple weeks. 

worse Dalton plays….higher the odds you of the compensation/pick we can get for Bryce. 

because then more buy into the narrative that it’s just Carolina as problem #1.  See basically every QB. 

I see an intentional pre-deadline tank conspiracy coming from this idea lol. Dalton is throwing games to keep Bryce’s stock a mid rounder!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Trade him or play him at this point. That's where the team is. There is no value added in playing Dalton at this point. You're just hoping that he finds that magic from week 3 again. It probably won't happen. Maybe he looks good 2 more times this season, but how does that help you? It doesn't. At all. Best case, you lose the #1 pick. 

If Bryce Young played any other position, he'd be playing under this situation. Why play a 37 years old sucky player, when you have a 23 years old sucky player that makes more money? There is no upside with the old guy. ZERO.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

7 minutes ago, Navy_football said:

Trade him or play him at this point. That's where the team is. There is no value added in playing Dalton at this point. You're just hoping that he finds that magic from week 3 again. It probably won't happen. Maybe he looks good 2 more times this season, but how does that help you? It doesn't. At all. Best case, you lose the #1 pick. 

If Bryce Young played any other position, he'd be playing under this situation. Why play a 37 years old sucky player, when you have a 23 years old sucky player that makes more money? There is no upside with the old guy. ZERO.

There's no upside with Bryce. He has two touchdowns in the last nine games. Two!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

He’s getting starter reps today bc daltons wreck from yesterday. Doesn’t mean he’s starting sunday, but something to watch. I wish he wouldn’t start but if Dalton is hurt, nothing can be done. If he plays, he will make a good throw here and there and give the media and others something to hold onto and show clips of non stop to show how good he is when we all know he’s ass. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

26 minutes ago, Navy_football said:

Trade him or play him at this point. That's where the team is. There is no value added in playing Dalton at this point. You're just hoping that he finds that magic from week 3 again. It probably won't happen. Maybe he looks good 2 more times this season, but how does that help you? It doesn't. At all. Best case, you lose the #1 pick. 

If Bryce Young played any other position, he'd be playing under this situation. Why play a 37 years old sucky player, when you have a 23 years old sucky player that makes more money? There is no upside with the old guy. ZERO.

I’d rather see Dalton play like he did against the commanders for 10 more games or watch Plummer than ever see Bryce take another snap for this team. That dude tanked the offseason and did nothing to get better or stronger and came back to camp looking like the same high school kid he did last year. That’s a bitch move from a a guy who was drafted #1 overall. I’d rather see someone who’s giving it their all and still sucking vs an entitled baby like BY. 

Edited by BIGH2001
  • Pie 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

34 minutes ago, Navy_football said:

Trade him or play him at this point. That's where the team is. There is no value added in playing Dalton at this point. You're just hoping that he finds that magic from week 3 again. It probably won't happen. Maybe he looks good 2 more times this season, but how does that help you? It doesn't. At all. Best case, you lose the #1 pick. 

If Bryce Young played any other position, he'd be playing under this situation. Why play a 37 years old sucky player, when you have a 23 years old sucky player that makes more money? There is no upside with the old guy. ZERO.

That isn't a level playing field, Bryce isn't close to being equally shitty. And he is on the wrong end of that. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

5 hours ago, BIGH2001 said:

Dalton is at least willing to try and make NFL plays and take chances. Bryce either isn’t willing or isn’t able to do that. His last try was against the chargers where he threw “with anticipation” right into double coverage to a guy who was nowhere near open. 

If he still plays like that, then straight back to the bench. This benching should have descended his testicles and if not, cut him. The offense badly needs his ability to run for 2nd and 3rd down conversions is no one is open

Link to comment
Share on other sites

5 hours ago, strato said:

Putting Young in with those guys is giving him credit for having stuff he doesn't have. NFL tools. 

It is not really a good comparison. 

The same thing was said about Mayfield and Darnold.  Panthers might not win another game and there is nothing to lose in starting Bryce for a couple games and maybe the rest of the year.  Heck, I'd start playing practice squad players at this point because this team is complete trash.  Maybe let Tepper suit up for a couple snaps while we are at it.  

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

 Share


×
×
  • Create New...