Drinking in Vegas. Won $1600 on Panthers slot machine. Gonna drop it all on Panthers outright win at closest sportsbook. Come at me.

[Montsta]

About to head over to Tao for dinner with my wife. Let’s see what the Venetian sportsbook has for odds for us tomorrow…

[TD alt]

[Candler Cat]

[Montsta]

Just now, Candler Cat said:

Most appropriate gif. This is how I am going to feel running in there to place my bet!!

[Newtcase]

Man not sure about that.  This team is still a mess and LV defense just beat the Ravens and Lamar on their field.  Unless $1600 doesn't really mean all that much to you then you might wanna think it through and at least take the points or play a sensible parlay if you like longer odds.

[uncfan888]

I can't believe there's a slot machine for the panthers 

[Newtcase]

1 minute ago, uncfan888 said:

I can't believe there's a slot machine for the panthers 

It obviously hits more often than we do.

[Montsta]

1 minute ago, Newtcase said:

Man not sure about that.  This team is still a mess and LV defense just beat the Ravens and Lamar on their field.  Unless $1600 doesn't really mean all that much to you then you might wanna think it through and at least take the points or play a sensible parlay if you like longer odds.

At the end of the day, I make good money and am financially retarded. I drop money on stupid poo and if I had more sense I’d be a millionaire. So it’s not like $1600 is nothing to me, but I’ll recover. Besides, the red rocket will reinvigorate the team and upset the Las Vegas cotton headed ninny muggins lame ass pirates. Like how the fug do you have a fuging pirate-themed team in the middle of the fuging desert? Super lame.

Lets see what kind of odds I get and I will report back. 

The real question is do I rock the Kuechly jersey or the TD jersey? You guys tell me. I promise you will see me on TV at some point…

 

[frankw]

The fact this exists is really random but pretty cool even though our franchise is dogshit.

As for the bet... Live your best life. F*ck it.

[uncfan888]

5 minutes ago, Newtcase said:

It obviously hits more often than we do.

Dude a nun hits more than we do

[CamWhoaaCam]

Not a bet I would make, but fug it YOLO!

[Montsta]

5 minutes ago, uncfan888 said:

I can't believe there's a slot machine for the panthers 

It was at Resorts World and was called NFL 2 minute or something like that. It defaulted to Raiders and I lost like $200 before my wife realized you could switch the theme to your favorite team. As soon as I switched to Carolina I hit big time. 

[uncfan888]

1 minute ago, Montsta said:

At the end of the day, I make good money and am financially retarded. I drop money on stupid poo and if I had more sense I’d be a millionaire. So it’s not like $1600 is nothing to me, but I’ll recover. Besides, the red rocket will reinvigorate the team and upset the Las Vegas cotton headed ninny muggins lame ass pirates. Like how the fug do you have a fuging pirate-themed team in the middle of the fuging desert? Super lame.

Lets see what kind of odds I get and I will report back. 

The real question is do I rock the Kuechly jersey or the TD jersey? You guys tell me. I promise you will see me on TV at some point…

 

I actually do think Dalton gives us a bump to win the game or at least cover the spread 

[Montsta]

1 minute ago, uncfan888 said:

Dude a nun hits more than we do

It showed video clips of team highlights. It was really grasping at straws for our boys. I may or may not have seen the Dante Wesley illegal special teams hit on there. I swear I saw it, but again, drinking.