Sax's 2024 Season Prediction: Nope

[saX man]

Hej, hallo, nice to reconvene. 

• It's going down. We are done.  We are meaningless. 
• Canales will show promise as a coach but we'll be like 5-12. 
• Our QB is not, and will not be a viable NFL QB - this season will be the second and last we get from the strawberry.   The scruffy ginger man wins us at least two of those games.  
• Evero gets the D together.  Trevin Wallace will surprise, the defense will perform well with Brown/Robinson/Clowney/Jewell
• Jonathan Brooks and Sanders will both come along by midseason and be a reason we land some promising wins and look aight on offense 

That's all I've got.  See, even my humor is lost.  We are lost.  Lost wandering souls in the forest of football doom.

Doom.

Gloom. 

Misery.

Suffering.

You will not enjoy watching this team. 

Do not draft anyone but Johnson in your redraft fantasy leagues.

 

But I like it.  

[Ricky Prickles]

Who is the Strawberry scruffy ginger man? Is that Bryce Young? I'm trying to understand the reference.....? Maybe I'm just slow or don't get the inside joke?

[strato]

2 hours ago, Ricky Prickles said:

Who is the Strawberry scruffy ginger man? Is that Bryce Young? I'm trying to understand the reference.....? Maybe I'm just slow or don't get the inside joke?

Dalton is for sure ginger. Young is apparently the strawberry.

[beo]

Just now I was watching that fluky 88 yard touchdown from St Pierre to Gettis against Baltimore in the 2010 game. Honestly can't remember the last time a play that exciting has happened here. I guess maybe the Cam return but I think we all knew deep inside that it wasn't going to last. That it was just a fleeting feeling. But that TD... the crowd sounded so lively compared to it's (rightfully) nonexistent state today. It was a hell of a play. 

Then something dawned on me. Good god. I'm feeling nostalgic for 2010. When that realization hit... all I could think to myself was "damn."

Edited August 13, 2024 by beo

[strato]

Tepper, 7 years of mostly incredible incompetence.

 I mean, even the PJ to DJ that was so great, did the black cat.

Edited August 13, 2024 by strato

[CamWhoaaCam]

Those Sunday gym workouts will hit different if true.

 

 

[CarolinaLivin]

I have found that the panthers win total and my alcohol intake have been trending in very different directions

[Ricky Prickles]

4 hours ago, strato said:

Dalton is for sure ginger. Young is apparently the strawberry.

Did Dalton grow a beard recently? Is that him that is referenced as "scruffy" also? I don't get how Young is the strawberry though or even what that means....? 

 

[csx]

16 minutes ago, Ricky Prickles said:

Did Dalton grow a beard recently? Is that him that is referenced as "scruffy" also? I don't get how Young is the strawberry though or even what that means....? 

 

He's had a beard since day 1 in Carolina and at least since at least 2021 with the Bears.

Edited August 13, 2024 by csx

[Jaxel]

Get wreck for Beck?

Skewer for Ewers?

Which one we going for?

[csx]

Who was ever expecting more than 5 or 6 wins ceiling such that this is a shockingly bad prediction?

This forum started smoking something late in the offseason 

 

[PanthersNCSU]

5-12 would feel like a win at this point sadly. 

Defense looks really good, but tires out per usual. Offense shows a little promise, but BY underwhelms. Tepper throws a blank check at Dak in the offseason to "fix" things. 

[CRA]

I predict 2024 is going to feel very similar to 2023 but only the coach doesn't get fired. 

- tons of debate and threads on the HC needing to give up playcalling.  Predictable.  All that jazz

- talk, by some, of Bryce not being protected good enough (many will argue he is bringing that upon himself in large part)

- continued talk about defenses sitting on the pass game and us not being able to threaten downfield

- D looks okay and might be if paired w/ a decent O 

2-5 wins pending how luck goes

[jayboogieman]

10 hours ago, saX man said:

Doom

10 hours ago, saX man said:

Gloom

10 hours ago, saX man said:

Misery

10 hours ago, saX man said:

Suffering