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Great quotes from Homer Simpson & others


Mayor Qumiby

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Ok I know a lot of people hate the "remember the time"- jokes in Family Guy but this one was funny:

Well, this is a bigger suprise than that time Peter vanished into thin air.

[Cutaway to Peter playing Peek-a-boo with Stewie]

Peter: Hey, Stewie. Peek-a-boo!

Stewie: Yes, I see you, fat man.

Peter: [gasps] Where's daddy? [covers eyes]

Stewie: What? [looks around] Where did you go?! Oh, this is impossible! I-I-I can hear you, but I can't see...well, he must really be gone. [starts picking his nose]

Peter: [removes hands from eyes] Peek-a-boo!

Stewie: Ahh! How the hell did you do that?! Look, I thought you disappeared, otherwise I wouldn't have picked my- [Peter covers his eyes again] Oh, great. Leave when I'm right in the middle of a sentence.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n476i1ZiXJU

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  • 2 weeks later...

Ralphie Wiggum "These berries taste like burning.."

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The radio news caster as mayor Quimby goes into his office closet to water his pot plants: "Our money laundering, illiterate, dirty, drug abusing, embezzling, corrupt mayor is under investigation.."

Mayor Quimby "How dare they call me illiterate."

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