George Shinn is about to sell the Hornets

[Britneck]

I got more hair on my dick than you do on that fat bald grotesque head of yours.

If you want proof, you can stick your head between my legs and take a deep whiff.

You've already got it up my ass anyway. Just a short trip across the taint.

You have hair on your dick? That is weird. And you want me to eat your ass out? Wtf is wrong with you? Don't you have king T to lick your ASS little kid?

[Saint J]

the team could change hands by tommorow!!!!

[Porn Shop Clerk]

I'm genuinely happy for the city of New Orleans.

[Porn Shop Clerk]

You have hair on your dick? That is weird. And you want me to eat your ass out? Wtf is wrong with you? Don't you have king T to lick your ASS little kid?

Nah, I don't want you to, but you're doing it anyway, like my own little personal human bidet.

[Panthro]

Hey what's going on in here? Perhaps stuff that should be taken to the Smack forum?

[Porn Shop Clerk]

Probably. I can't post in a thread without this little dingleberry crawling from under his bridge to display his butthurt.

[Britneck]

Nah, I don't want you to, but you're doing it anyway, like my own little personal human bidet.

You keep wanting me near your crotch. The only reason i can come up with why you would want a guy near your crotch is that you're gay. I'M NOT LITTLE KID. I'm sorry. I'm not going to sleep with you.

[Panthro]

stop.

[Implied Volatility]

[Britneck]

stop.

Haha. Sorry. Didn't see your first post.

[MadHatter]

Speaking of vaginal fluid......

[CatMan72]

I'm genuinely happy for the city of New Orleans.

I genuinely don't give a damn about the Hornets... but I'm grateful they served as a stepping stone to launch us into the playoffs, they finally did right by Charlotte.

[Porn Shop Clerk]

I don't care about the Hornets either. That ship sailed a long time ago. But after Katrina, the city itself could use a ray of sunshine.

Superbowl win AND Shinn is selling the Hornets?

What devil did N'awleans make a deal with?

[Saint J]

plus a new mayor

things are looking up.