If you use American cheese for a grilled cheese sandwich, you are a Neanderthal.

[Samuel L. Jackson]

Wow, I feel metrosexual because I am not a grilled cheese connoisseur...

[Matt Foley]

Meat I'm not going to seduce you, so don't PM me like you usually do in this situation to tell me how you were just kidding when you said no.

Ahem. What does the P in PM stand for? Damn you.

[SmootsDaddy89]

I hate people who put ranch on everything too.

"Yeah man, just got this 24 ounce porterhouse, gonna put some ranch on it and mayonnaise and fuging semen mmm delicious."

[Jase]

Smootsdaddy obviously wants to make a patty melt...

(cuz he wants to add some meat to his grilled cheese. get it? tee hee!)

[Cat]

Adding bacon and onions means it no longer qualifies as a grilled cheese sandwich. Meat before cheese. It's a bacon sandwich, or a bacon cheese sandwich. Either way it sounds fuging awesome.

I hate Swiss cheese too!

[Samuel L. Jackson]

I made Patty melt once, but don't tell her old man...

[SmootsDaddy89]

Smootsdaddy obviously wants to make a patty melt...

(cuz he wants to add some meat to his grilled cheese. get it? tee hee!)

I actually do like putting pepperoni and/or salami with the cheddar when I feel like splurging.

[Panthro]

Adding bacon and onions means it no longer qualifies as a grilled cheese sandwich. Meat before cheese. It's a bacon sandwich, or a bacon cheese sandwich. Either way it sounds fuging awesome.

I hate Swiss cheese too!

With Meat there is always cheese

[Delhomeboy]

Adding bacon and onions means it no longer qualifies as a grilled cheese sandwich. Meat before cheese. It's a bacon sandwich, or a bacon cheese sandwich. Either way it sounds fuging awesome.

Is this the official stance of the International Grilled Cheese Regulation Council?

Although I'd still call it grilled cheese, because it's diced onion and bacon, not strips and rings. It's like sticking onions and garlic in a hamburger patty.

[Matt Foley]

I hate people who put ranch on everything too.

"Yeah man, just got this 24 ounce porterhouse, gonna put some ranch on it and mayonnaise and fuging semen mmm delicious."

Where do you hang out? Starting to wonder about you.

[Scrumtrilescent]

Ranch? WTF.

[Jase]

RANCH > bleu cheese

bleu cheese is for yankees with no taste

[Matt Foley]

With Meat there is always cheese

[Samuel L. Jackson]

I can't eat any of those dipping sauces because they make them with eggs...

Fugging allergies...