Yeah, So what? Sounds like every Saturday night

[Jangler]

http://www.mcall.com/news/local/police/cn-nakedman,0,4794610.story

A heavily intoxicated man urinated on himself early yesterday, stripped off his clothes and broke into a Bethlehem home he thought was his, Bethlehem police said. He was only off by about 46 miles.

Bethlehem police were dispatched to 2067 W. Broad St. at 2:28 a.m. yesterday when a neighbor reported seeing a man breaking into that home. The people who lived at the home were away, the neighbor told police.

Ward apparently urinated on himself and stripped down on the porch and attempted to break into the home, DiLuzio said. Ward was taken to St. Luke's Hospital-Fountain Hill because cut himself with glass attempting to break into the home, he said.