It's almost spring and spring means...

[Darth Biscuit]

I played golf in VA about two years ago and there were some big ass ground hornets burrowing in the greens on that course... didn't mess with them, but they looked a lot like what you posted here.

[Jase]

Wasps = boring

Now put some giant muthafuging wasps on a muthafuging plane and you've got a picture.

[Hawk]

I played golf in VA about two years ago and there were some big ass ground hornets burrowing in the greens on that course... didn't mess with them, but they looked a lot like what you posted here.

first time I went to Mexico was on a golf trip with a couple buddies to the Baja...and the night before we left we were watching this tv show on the world's most dangerous insects...for some reason, the majority of them lived in Mexico...really gave you something to think about when you drove the ball into the rough!

[Johnny Rockets]

Dear god please dont tell me there over here now. Those things are crazy and have like 1/4inch stingers.

I'd put a saddle on that thing and ride it.

yeah I know......that's what she said.

[Samuel L. Jackson]

I got into a hornet's nest one time...

We were helping my aunt clean out her barn (no, that isn't codespeak for something dirty) and I picked up a board and accidentally bumped a sawhorse that had a nest under it...

By the time I was done dancing around looking like a fool (pants weren't on the ground tho) I had 34 stings on my legs...

Not a fun experience... I'm just glad they didn't make it to my balls, because I can hardly walk they are so big now...

[Darth Biscuit]

first time I went to Mexico was on a golf trip with a couple buddies to the Baja...and the night before we left we were watching this tv show on the world's most dangerous insects...for some reason, the majority of them lived in Mexico...really gave you something to think about when you drove the ball into the rough!

Let me guess... you don't have any dangerous insects in Canada huh?

[Scrumtrilescent]

I hit a wasps' nest with push mower one time and they did get to my goods. Fun times.

[Jase]

The only pests they have up there are the canadians themselves.

[Samuel L. Jackson]

I had a great great uncle who was bitten in the sack by a black widow while using the outhouse...

The cure? They rubbed snuff on it...

Apparently, one of his balls swelled to the size of a grapefruit, but eventually he was fine...

[Hawk]

Let me guess... you don't have any dangerous insects in Canada huh?

very limited...we freeze them off every year you know!!!!

[Mr. Scot]

When I saw the thread title I thought of this:

but you guys go ahead and talk about wasps...

I thought it was gonna be the annual "sundresses" thread.

(watch that one get posted now)

You need to do some more explaining on this...

I can't explain. It just happened.

holy hell...shower often?

Every day (ya Canadian nimrod). No idea how he got there without me noticing other than that my arm was raised about halfway and I was wearing a tank top at the time.

He's the wasp king.

I'm the parrot slave.

[Epistaxis]

My only real irrational fear.....

Hate the bastages, ever since a jacket flew up my shorts around age 5 and got my thigh.

I pay a local exterminator handsomely to kill the bastards and allow me to see the results of his genocide with extreme prejudice.

I laugh, and feel good about it and I don't give a damn about environmental concerns.

Not in this case.

[Zcustom]

My only real irrational fear.....

Hate the bastages, ever since a jacket flew up my shorts around age 5 and got my thigh.

DITTO!

Except I was 8 and it was right after Hurricane Hugo, damn thing flew IN my ear and stung what felt like the side of my brain.

Everytime one buzzes by my head now I do the Earmuffs thing.

Got no issues with any other creatures

[Skew]

Nothing worse than having one fly in your full face helmet while riding a motorcycle 60 MPH in heavy traffic.

Scary poo.